Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's all too humiliating.

♪ I know somewhere There's floods and famine ♪

But I know what you mean. I'm feeling kinda randy.

Oh yeah, Will & Grace. They're so funny. I love Karen.

I am a local child looking for hot action.

Come on, Jessi. Let's go hunting for Judd's dick.

Oh, sweetie, you make a beautiful sex worker.

Oh God. It's so hot how smooth and clean your teeth are.

Oh, I think I left the light on in my room.

Oh, hey, Nick's friend, Jessi.

That goddamn door is coming down.

Hot tip, Nick. Next time you throw a sex party,

No, I'm not some creep.

Yeah, uh, doy. I wanna eat his silver hair.

And it's the attic of our fantasies.

Holy shit. We're alive.

I bet you think it bothers me that Jay picked Matthew over me.

[Connie] Oh shit, Klepto Baby, you're pissing your diaper.

Like, you squeeze your boobs and I squeeze mine?

Your pecker or your door? One of them's getting removed.

♪ Nasty, nasty, yeah ♪

No, Nick, we have called American dibs on your small, strong body.

I'm gonna go watch Elliot and Diane fuck.

Nick, when are you gonna learn?

I know. It feels like a million years since Jay's long tongue was in my mouth.

[Nick] It's just so gross.

He frenched so many girls. They had a PTA meeting about him.

but it still counts as a hookup, right, Duke?

Missy, there he is. Little Mel Gibson.

That's it. I'm finishing the mohel's job. Get your--

Ooh, why don't you go flirt with that sexy green girl?

No, Nick, make out with me first.

-Uh, you could do better? -No, that feels hollow.

That was Diane's Halloween costume when you were six.

-Hello? -Diane, it's Barbara.