Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[sexy music plays]

I think I might have left the light on in the garage.

Okay, guys, I'm gonna skip over the anal stuff

I need you to stand on my grandmother's dead skull

There he is, Maury.

-I don't wanna rock the boat. -All right.

…we're out of Pringles.

The boy's probably mounting a corpse right now!

Aw, Nick's baby shoes are adorable.

And I guess now you want nothing to do with me?

Get out there and shovel the driveway before it stops snowing.

I'm fine. [laughs]

Uh, quick. You're losing her.

-Sorry. -Further.

What is that? Is that from something?

That's right. I didn't have my first kiss until I was 24,

So sorry. [chuckles]

Oh shit, Lola. Are you crying under there?

Yeah, let's go upstairs and Zoom-Zoom from your room-room.

Just keep going. We'll deal with the fallout later.

because this pretty woman needs some new clothes.

I wanted a rebound hookup,

I'll get some ice cream for my son and his boyfriend. [laughs]

Uh, is the car moving?

with an ashtray in his bed and an angry dog by his side.

Wanna be my sister, who I kiss?

♪ It's how much steak you can eat In one sitting ♪

I'm sorry, but I can't let you go up there, Marty.

It's like kissing a dentist.

-♪ Gonna snap ♪ -♪ Gonna kill ♪

God, I hope so.

Hey, Jessi, who's that dirty little danish over there?

You too? Go! Get outta here!

♪ I bet you're feeling horny now ♪

You know, boys, I would kiss Taye Diggs.

I'd be tongue-deep in someone else's throat.

And Elijah isn't even here.

Oh, come on, they already know you're gay.

-He was at church? -Church?

Oh, Maury, I can't get Bernie Sanders off my mind.