Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Yes, you-- Oh. Andrew? -Oh, you like that?

Absolutely, sweetheart. That's why we're here.

♪ I gotta drain my balls ♪

Lemonade? Chapstick? You might need it later.

I guess everyone's doing it?

Uh, Matthew, your mother and I have been watching Will & Grace.

♪ Is like a dagger plunging into my ears ♪

Ladies, you both want some ass. Let's go.

♪ Welcome to my parents' house ♪

Ha, ha. You're pathetic.

Now it's time to rub their faces in it.

♪ I need some space ♪

Wow, that's really nice, Missy. Thank you.

And there's all these weird people here,

Yeah, whose dick is rotting now?

I know it's only been a few weeks, but I miss you so much.

Is that my Pretty Woman costume?

Did you see it when I fell down a flight of stairs, farting all the way?

Ice cream. Hey, somebody want some ice cream?

My lips are too shy to be nudie.

[in normal voice] Oh, sweet Matthew, I think that's just my dick.

-The brakes don't work. -Neither do the doors. We're gonna die.

Well, I promise to protect and serve all of your son's holes.

-Oh. -I'm sorry, uh…

You hooked up at my house?

♪ I never needed a friend so much ♪

Eh, fuck it, I'll take them anyway.

Okay. This is gonna be over in about 45 seconds.

Your friends are all hooking up in your house

-Hookup house? -What?

Clearly, your peers recognize us as a safe haven for sex positivity.