Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh yeah, my man's got a hard little piece of chalk in his panties.

Yeah, that's exactly what I was gonna say.

but, like, I'd go, I guess, if you wanna.

♪ 'Cause I'm so horny ♪

Eh, not really.

Maybe after school, we could go back to your place

Oh God. What does that mean?

-Even though nobody's up there. -What?

I came here to do two things. Eat some Pringles and get my body rocked.

I just wanna see him so bad.

[doorbell rings]

Okay. Take it easy, Kimberly.

Ooh! Hey, Matthew.

ladies and gentlemen to honor america please stand remove your hats and join national recording artist jessie g as she sings our national anthem

-Whoa, mama. Jumping Julia Roberts.

♪ My dad is a light sleeper ♪

you guys normally have on your morning announcements?

and it stinks really good, like the gym locker room.

I knew this was a bad idea, Connie. Connie?

It's a whole other thing to bring my boyfriend home.

Hello, Constance.

You're hot, but you're short.

I need you to say it, Nick. I could do better.

It's the rules. Picture it in your tiny mind.

And then everyone will start kissing.

-Holy shit. -Oh fuck!

You're my snowplow! I already pay you in dinner!

All right now, children of the night, loosen up.

I was saving those for our one-month anniversary.

Andrew, put your hand on my belly.

Oh, you finished, didn't you?