Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, get ready. [grunts]

you can never have too many friends.

If you can't swim, why were you pretending to be a lifeguard?

‐ I can't believe I'm saying this,

I mean, you were partying with those college girls.

‐ Are you suggesting...

and we both have the summer off.

not have to go to summer school this year.

‐ No, but I believe in me.

[record scratches] ‐ Room for two more?

‐ Us? Oh, we met on a plane.

I looked everywhere from Ballroom A

Refresh— damn!!

‐ Maybe I should be jealous.

‐ [yelps, pants]

‐ Get your untanned butts over here!

both: Sure, Mom.

‐ What‐‐just drive.

‐ It's not you. It's my wife.

If she was jealous, she would've said something.

You're a hack, Jing!

‐ Okay, but the show's starting.

‐ I'm gonna eat good this summer.

‐ Eat Coppertone, bitch!

has completed his fitness test.

grabbed two shrimp in melted ice water.

and then measuring said jealousy in likes and comments.

watching a beautiful sunset in matching outfits.

♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo

‐ So wanna watch "King of Queens" on our bed or yours?

‐ Did you see him do it?

[angelic chorus]