Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

there's only one thing we can do.
who that guy was with Mia.
As an officer of the law,
We're not swingers.
‐ Ooh! ‐ [grunts]
‐ Girl, you need to swim the hell away from my bar.
‐ Girls and nightstands. Am I right, partner?
Hey, if you're ever in Oakdale‐‐
‐ They're dead!
so let's make this the perfect family vacation.
‐ I love burning stuff, but why are we doing this?
I'm gonna send him one back.
‐ Mia somehow found somebody better than me.
‐ Ooh, parasailing, waterskiing, wakeboarding.
Oh, but there's nowhere to lounge.
‐ Annie, look at the pony he's rocking.
I can ba‐boom and ba‐bang myself!
‐ Well, only one more kid to enter.
‐ What do you recommend?
‐ Jeremy's gone.
‐ I don't know, honey. Which bed do you think?
You wouldn't think Tutti Frutti and Tiger's Blood
Instagram is about creating jealousy through a fake life
‐ Hmm.
‐ Isn't that the jet ski that we left for Nick and Nina?
‐ You can take the jet ski.
‐ Annoy the crap out of them, instigate a violent brawl,
‐ [grunts] ‐ Eat Coppertone, bitch!
‐ I'm tired of looking like me.
but you can have too many friends.
Nina, remind him. [laughs]
‐ I just have to pass this fitness test.
It's a clichéd story.
Pen in the pencil sharpener. [laughs]
[cell phone buzzes]
‐ I lost the cutest boy.
and you're good to go.
And check out her RI. ‐ Her what?
‐ You and you are sociopaths! ‐ But great company.