Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

‐ I thought this was us time, Jack.
‐ He finished his test and it's one minute till midnight.
Everyone got to have their solo day of fun, but fun's over.
Oh, hang on. I have a turtle in my pocket.
who's the hot guy that Mia's talking to?
‐ You know, in the '70s, they didn't shave the ice.
‐ Can't we just Aunt Becky our way out of this
‐ Kill everyone here? ‐ No.
‐ [strains] Duncan, no! She's not worth it!
‐ I guess we could have one adult day.
‐ Can I ask you one thing, Nick?
[machinery whirring]
The bonfire. The overpriced room service.
‐ Yeah, cool, cool, cool. Bones.
[mellow music]
Oh, our census taker's getting divorced.
[indistinct chatter]
‐ Oh, we've got quite a little story too.
‐ Yes we do, and they are having a blast!
[shouts]
‐ Yeah, it is. Bye, Helen!
♪ Killing me softly
[all straining]
Here's what happened:
‐ Doug, I tripped on your giant underwear again!
‐ Who?
That's Nick's toe ring. I'd recognize it anywhere.
‐ Your sister's right.
Does Santa know we're there? I'm so excited!