YARN logoYARN
  • HOT
  • APP
  • STORIES
  • QUIZZES
  • DISCOVER
  • MEMES
  • EMOJI
  • More
    • CREATE STORIES
    • DAILY
    • DISCOVER
    • PHRASES
    • NUDGE CLIPS
    • CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
  • HOT
  • APP
  • STORIES
  • QUIZZES
  • MEMES
  • EMOJI
  • STORY
  • DAILY
  • PHRASES
  • DISCOVER
  • NUDGE CLIPS
  • REQUEST CONTENT
×

Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[both grunt]
[panting]
‐ Jeremy.
[grunts] ‐ I hot‐oiled your ponytail!
‐ Well, that's not any toe ring.
And I'll turn to them and say, "It's Kimberly!
There's a dented Honda Accord on fire.
[camera shutter clicks]
then while we were pistol‐whipping him,
‐ Oh, you're doing deep tissue?
‐ Thank you all for another great year,
both: The adult pool.
‐ Anything.
‐ What's wrong with it?
‐ Arthur. Arthur lives in the basement.
Is that where you got that small Fiji water?
‐ [snorts] ‐ Snot rocket.
[indistinct chatter]
all: ♪ Killing me softly with his song ♪
[pants, grunts]
both: Aww.
Nicko, when we first met six hours ago,
‐ Don't let the ponytail fool you.
teachers: My car!
would work together, but they do.
Here's all my artwork
‐ The same reason you painted your braces.
I shot him in the leg,
‐ [panting]
Close enough.
They just left it natural. ‐ Nobody cut their cubes?
‐ Yeah.
‐ And finally, the holy grail of motherhood:
‐ And always will.
AboutSupport / FAQLegalSponsors