Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You in the saloon!

I truly have killed him,

$1,500 for each of his three accomplices:

You need to keep this Smitty Bacall handbill.

And all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize

You got to clean these dishes,

On the other hand, I need your help.

I count two runs

Who is dat nigga up on that nag

And I'm gonna personally strip and clip that garboon myself.

But Smitty Bacall wanted to rob stagecoaches

and over here we have contestant number 4... faye bridges is a toxic bitch!

- Dr. Schultz. - What a rare pleasure.

sometime in the past two years?

...you will notice three distinct dimples.

Once she tells me that I agreed to a baby.

YES'M BIG DADDY!

Get these goddamn dogs away from this nigger!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- Hold it! - No.

In other words, SWING, you owe me $150.

You may clear the dinner service.

Silver Tongue Devil

Well this year won’t work. And next year won’t work But 2024?

Nigger love's a powerful emotion, boy.

Auf Wiedersehen.

May I lift the hands off the tabletop in order to remove my billfold?

You mean get up out of my chair?

Well, then, we got nothin' more to talk about.

...they goddamned her.

You have to understand, Monsieur Candie,

- Help! Help! - Innkeeper!

He scales the mountain, because he's not afraid of it.

How disappointing.

before you had a moment to come to your senses.

Let's get to it.

it would appear that Broomhilda is, in fact... the right nigger.

To which me myself said, What is your definition of ridiculous?

unburdened by genius,

And when they do, oh, Lord, what they gonna do to your ass!

Oh, so you've heard of it.

Do most slaves believe in marriage?

and apparently the entire town of Daughtrey,

You know Massa Carrucan ain't gonna appreciate this.

They whippin' Little Jody?

Or your fancy-pants nigger?

What about my 15 ejaculations I expect 15 ejaculatons

Now, according to Moguy, if I do business with you,

Would you care to?

Sit your ass in that goddamn...

Bright day, huh, Bright Boy?

And I want you to take 'em to the Greenville auction and sell 'em.

than to come into Bill Sharp's town

did you just speak German or did you get to take her clothes off?

When you finally figure out where the turkey is you’ve been calling is roosting

How long you think she been in there? All damn day.

I can see all the passions you inspire are completely justified.

Well, come on inside and get yourself somethin' cool to drink.

What sort of melodrama could be brewing back there?

Calvin, just who the hell is this nigger you feels the need to entertain?

And then my Mr. Tuttle and your Mr. Moguy

What is the matter?

I've just had the sights fixed and they're perfect.

As you please, Big Daddy.

I Can’t Shovel No more Monsieur Candy

Bye, Miss Lara.

- Doctor, you can't go in there! - Stephen, Stephen.

- What? - They tricked us!

- I don't. - Yes, you do.

...I didn't seek you out for your advice.

VP Group All Day:

You had my curiosity But now you have my attention

They ain't here for no musclebound Jimmie.

Despite that cart, I haven't practiced dentistry in five years.

- in the nigger fight game. - Hm-mm.

I'm not antagonizing him. I'm intriguing him.

So we make some money this winter, and when the snow melts,

Use your weight, boy, use your weight! There you go.

That's 'cause you knows what I like.

Now that should be your first, second, third, fourth, and fifth concern.

See, I told you to put some more power in there.

I did all this yard work

Fair enough, marshal. Here we come.

You uppity son of a...

And I'm supposed to believe your black ass?

From now Don’t ask me and mines 4 Nuthin

You better keep them eyeballs of them

When you exploit grays money

- huh, sugar bear? - Oh, Lord, she like them niggers.

And all y'all know I ain't supposed to be on this trip.

...normally, I would say auf Wiedersehen.

I say splendid, doctor. Splendid.

Quite an honor.

Apropos, before your exit,

Wearing nods for the first time

one direction would work on the waterslides to make them go faster. yes the fristion would triple the speed by 6660000X.

It implies good faith.

Hell... the Soldiers in 13th got it worst than that.

Not on my property!

Growing up the son of a huge plantation owner in Mississippi

...that was the general gist.

I think we all think 2 houses was a nice idea

alopecia would work on the tables to crumble them. yes the balding would crop them stripped.

You are used to it?

and all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize!

Do I sound like a fuckin' slave?

You little dickens, you. I don't see why not.

And these are our horses, Tony and Fritz.

How'd you like to partner up for the winter?

Oh, me and my wife do.

In other words, first thing is first.

Ain't got no use for him. Ain't that right, doc?

Cock-A-Doodle-Do Nigga

You know, before now I didn't know that burgundy was my color.

In Greenville...

Yes, of course, doctor.

...time-wastin' sons of b**ches.

Ain't nothin' lower than a black slaver.

And your character is that of The Valet.

Yeah. If you say so.

...Moguy tells me you looked over my African flesh

They were goin' by the name Shaffer.

Come on up, now, boy. Get yourself a rest.

Or Throw him to the Mandingos. Feed him to Stonesipher's dogs.

and show your ass?

To the man with the exceptional beard

Sometimes that's easier said than done.

...you would have the same three dimples in the same place...

Stephen, he's a slaver. It's different.

You stay right here.

My good sir, perhaps we got off on the wrong boot.

Monsiuer Candie

I think, we ALL think making fun of Deag Was a good idea

When you really sick of deez bitches

Oh Jussie The lies you told...

Hey, white boy.

Well, you're paraphrasing a tad, but...

On what? That I shake your hand?

Deanie the champion

If it had been a snake, it would have bit me

That means we visit every plantation in Gatlinburg till we find 'em.

You Little Dickens I Don’t See Why Not!

- Who wants to know? - Well, I do.

- Sure was. - Now, that $9,000 figure

But, not pointing any fingers, the pizza coulda been cheesier.

Get Free Man Darryn here whatever he wants

What would your price be?

A black slaver is lower than the head house nigger...

That is who Smitty Bacall is.

Huh. Well, just leave 'em out here, they ain't going nowhere.

- Touch your guns, you die. - Everybody, calm down!

What is the point of havin' a nigger that speaks German