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That's a nice name, Greg Owen
What kind of name is Cody Gakpo anyway
He bet me that Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars.
Hey Fucking Feef
Seinfeld
Elaine, let me ask you a question.
- All right. Well, good night. - Yeah.
All right. Well, good night.
- Then you got no calzones. - Wait a minute! Wait!
What kind of pie you cooking?
Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?
What is that, Yan?
Excellent little calzone you got there, Costanza.
I hear you make a mean calla-zone
...and one hot shirt and jacket.
- Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars? - Yeah.
Oh right. Yeah, there was a Super Bowl.
alright... enjoy, reno?
hinkk
- Hey, Todd. - Hi, Elaine.
All right. Back to business. Here you go.
- What the hell is this? Pennies? - Yeah.
My friend put them in the pizza oven.
Hey, so how was Blame It On The Rain?
This is all burned up. Look at this.
It's Friday !
Well you certainly are in a bind...
There's another Italian place on Jerome. Maybe I can fool him.
Bye, Ma.
I got you on the radar at 93 miles per hour.
...because I had a little thing with the calzone guy there this week.
Cheese, pepperoni, eggplant.
Then you got no calzone!
Hey, hey, you steal my money?
I believe the deal was that I get your calzones on my route.
Yeah, here's your money.
Antonio!
- You're paying in change? - That's all I got.
- Gotta be 55. - That's right, it is.
- Oh, is that so? - Absolutely.