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Seven fifty for calzones.
- Anybody want their clothes heated up? - No, no, no, thanks.
I'm not crazy. I can smell it.
Smells like a rubber fire
What kind of a name is Todd Gack anyway?
- Hi. - You know Nicki, right?
Neither rain nor sleet nor... IT'S THE FIRST ONE!
...Nicki goes and talks to the manager... right in.
A lot more than that
He's found a dating loophole.
I don’t drink old water.
Big Stein wants a little taste. Come on.
Why is this a date?
I could have got a house in Peru for 300 bucks.
Seven fifty for calzones.
All right.
- So, what are you doing later? - I got a date with Nicki.
What the hell do I know about cooking a shirt?
What kind of pie you cookin? Huckleberry
You hang out on the west side of the building with Seinfeld all day...
- How did you do that? - I just talked to the manager.
...I want a calzone of my own.
Beanoeunice , that was a legitimate bet. I lost, so I bought you dinner.
I'm like a drug dealer. I got the guy hooked.
Well, currently the doors on the bathroom stalls here at the stadium...
We were gonna see that too, but it's sold out.
- And you attribute this to the calzone? - Yeah.
And how's this? You're fired.
...don't offer much by way of privacy.
I thought you wanted cigars from Cuba.
- I won a bet from him. - Yeah, what bet?
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Well, you certainly are in a bind.
So how was uh.... Wendy's?
I’m making pizza
...but I will expect something in return.
Calla Zone
...unless it's straight from the dryer.
Oh, right. Yeah, it’s a pool day.
two tickets. means to an end.
So you and I are kind of like countrymen. Paisanos.
Hello.
And he's not in this office.
Three calzones...
- Milhous. - I told you so. He said it was Moe.
Hold it, Watson.