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That’s a nice name, Todd Gack
That's Italian.
Don't come back again, ever.
I called in sick. I don't protest in the rain.
It was more than I wanted to spend, but what the hell.
Yeah, and I thought since you go by there every day...
This calzone is fantastic.
smells like a rubber fire.
I will help you...but I will expect something in return. What? - Well, for starters...I want a calzone of my own. All right. And a slice of pepperoni pizza. And a large soda. And three times a week, I shall require a cannoli. A bit steep, don't you think?
You never see one of them lift anything over three pounds.
Oh, baby, here we go.
- Why don't you see what you can do. - Okay.
To heat them up.
Are you out of your mind? You'd suffocate in there.
What kind of a name is ednel anyway?
I called in sick. I don't work in the heat.
So you and I are kind of like countrymen. Paisanos.
And I always take care of my paisanos, so here's a little something--
Short Jewish guy against Darth Vader? I don't think so.
I said rubber fire.
What is the service that this tip is for, anyway?
Well, Today I Won't Be Going On My Route, Will I?
That's fantastic. Keep those muscles loosey-goosey.
Providence!
Three calzones...
...but this is better and more convenient.
Huckleberry
I called in sick. I don't work in the rain.
- Six fifty your change. - Ah, yes.
- I hear you make a mean calazon. - Calzone.
- Number 49. - You know, uh, my last name is Costanza.
...I want a calzone of my own.
Was this whole bet thing just a way of asking me out?
You're supposed to deliver my calzones. We had a deal.
No, you don't understand. I wasn't taking it out.
Everybody out. I've got eggplant on my mind.
You owe me a dinner.
We're at the movies last night, it's sold out...
So the bet was the loser has to buy dinner?
What's wrong with your oven?
Bold and beautiful.
But for tonight, I’ll be enjoying…..vegetable masala.
Come on.
You're lucky to have doors. When I was in the Army-
What to say to the poms
- You're paying in change? - That's all I got.
You work at the car wash Neither rain, nor sleet, nor black ice