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Team Hans are off to burn down the village.
Hey, Mark, Dobs forgot the charger. Can I grab it?
Dogs getting married?
'a really useful, usable bit of actual handcrafted wisdom that...
'Wrap up with a toast to the bride and groom, Hans, or possibly Simon,
Sorry, hi. Er, I'm afraid the, er, the best man, er, has gone AWOL.
Is my room all right?
Why don't you stop being a psycho and give her a ring?
Well, why can't they do it in his bed?
BOTH: I can move, move, move any mountain.
Bit like Jez with that bloke in your bed.
'then maybe a disappointing Skype chat with my son.
I'd put a glass in the face of anyone
Yeah, got to go.
I thought I was just totally open, totally cool,
'Man, he's got to be hurting. This is inhuman.
Yeah? You don't want to hitch in England,
'because he thought I was a demon? Or the time
was bristling with surveillance equipment.
Mark, can I put the heating on? I'm freezing.
I was just about to delete her off my phone.
But not actually the full...
'Fuck! What the...'
Thank you.
You know when you want to get the fuck out,
And you, well, you're a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down,