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Do you...know?
DOORBELL RINGS
I will not fail nor falter.
Hear, hear.
If they try anything, just whip out a bootlace and...
Oh, that's... That's very nice of you to say, Hans.
Your room's fine, but Jeremy's cock's getting quite the hammering.
'Except, have I got anything to f...?
Yeah. And...
Yeah, I bet you would, you cheeky fucker.
Love to, but I've got to get on a coach to Norfolk.
Er, yeah.
KNOCK ON DOOR
So, it's my great pleasure...
Oh, God, no.
Sorry, it's just...
So, er, it's all cool with Molly.
I was just not feeling like chatting.
'hit Jeremy and their long friendship,
'Yeah! Eat that, Obama.
No, you're going to have to earn your rack of lamb, buddy.
I can move, move, move any mountain.
Er, nothing. Did you tell him to murder us?
Maybe a bit closer to our destination.
KNOCKING
See you tomorrow.
unheated, regular air temperature.
Ooh, you fucker!
'Take him out, take him apart, sort him out big-time.
Relax. There are three of us.
When? Literally just now.
I've got a webcam in my bedroom.
Correct.
'instead of spooning with a lovely guy?
er, and...
I can move move move any mountain
I've known Hans for many a year now.
Remember? After Stoke? You never rap.
I came here to talk to someone about this, get some perspective.
Oh. Wow, you must be Jeremy.