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Look, I'm sorry, Jez, but I've...
'And I'm saving my kidneys for little Ian.'
me to the ceremony, just the reception.
Did you...
All right, Jez? Hans.
The reading light's gone, Mark. Ohh.
Could I marry my own son?
But don't, er... Obviously, don't rap.
he hadn't turned up the central heating.
I'll-I'll leave you two to... Sorry.
and comparing the different coffee shops he doesn't like
Look, I just wanted to say about tonight, um...sorry...
'No pressure, but go out with me or I'll hang myself.'
So, rrrraaaarrgh!
God, has the entire world seen this fucking video?
Is...Dobby invited?
I have feelings for this guy Joe,
Right, laterz.
Sorry.
'I'm going to make him confess his thermostat crimes.
I saw the whole thing and so did Dobby.
'I'm aggressively glancing. Constant eye flicks and no smile.
Coming, Hans.
'Oh, my God. I knew someone was going to get murdered.'
carrot cake every time she goes in there,
And the carrot cakes?
'I'm the best man. I'm the best man who ever lived.'
Touche. We...we relent. Seriously, no...no harm meant.
'Could it be Dobby?
'The time he tried to cut my legs off when he was tripping
'I should put a mousetrap in there. That'd be fun.'
♪ Cos I'm in hell. ♪
'I simply want to eat some chocolate off my pillow
at a temperature that suits them within limits.
Poets, hippies, freaks, norms.
'There's Dobby. She doesn't like pasanda and quality TV drama.
I think it's good how you said it.
Hey. Oh, hi.
God, maybe he does this every time I leave the house.