Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But society says it's wrong for two men to love one another

'It's all totally fine.'

Fascinating(!) Here's a radical idea.

'Need to professionalise in here.

I'm trying to build up a picture of her mental state.

Not according to the Met Office, it's not.

inside, I don't have some shame or confusion

'huddled in a haystack with Dobby should be thrilling,

um...off the clock.

'or am I a guy who is a gay guy, which is also fine,

Now, turn the heating off,

Er, yeah, sometimes.

'Weird. It looks like she's right behind me.

Disaster. She's got a boyfriend.

Take 'em out from behind - nice and easy.

I wonder if they're going to be into

Maniacs, people smugglers, organ harvesters.

Did you just arrive? Did-Did your phone die?

'Focus. I need to give her

'Do I love Joe? Do I love Megan?

Oh, that'll be the Isis guys that I've invited round

It's great you do home visits.

Gregory, believe me, I don't. I'm not. I've stopped.

Sure. Big call. Quite the wise old guru.

I only said yes because of Dobby. To win her back.

I can move, move, move any mountain.

'I don't expect them to actually run me a bath.

It doesn't make any sense.

Uh-huh. That's...

It's like watching TV with Mark.

and I was just checking that he wasn't,

'OK, she's still adorable. Time to go to DEFCON 1.