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[as Schwarzenegger] Portrayals of Germanic peoples
and he can help us open a checking account!
‐ This is an affront to me, the Emperor himself!
‐ Oh no. My brain sticks are getting floppy.
‐ ♪ He's lazy, brutish, and ill‐willed, he thinks that he's infallible ♪
because my body was being torn into a million pieces.
[grunts]
Verily together, we shall keep the barbarians out.
It's low heat when you're tumble drying plate mail.
[Gary screaming]
So accurate are my words, place confidence in them.
‐ You know, I've always thought that capes were very slimming. [nervous laugh]
[beeping]
♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
[beep] [groans]
‐ Praetorians! Seize the dissenters!
Excellent. Now, we need tungsten from those Faulex watches.
‐ [grunts] My battle armor still fits.
Ee! Ow! Oh! Ow!
Brexeunt has been defeated!
‐ I hold the best games.
‐ Aw, sweetie.
what do you wanna do tonight?
[klaxon horn blows]
We can't have children anyway. We're like mules.
and we'll be fused together forever!
‐ You mean this neon sign? ‐ Uh, yes.
I love how soft they are!
Nero said he'd make the Caledonians pay for that wall.
‐ Isn't this‐‐ Ah!
You should be playing the lyre.
‐ On no. It can't be.
‐ No, it is not. Now, turn that off!
YAKKUS: T‐togas!
♪ One is a genius ♪
[fiddling]
And with that pen, we can write a letter to Santa Claus,
This is very easy for me. I'm very nimble.
[fiddling] ‐ How do you respond to the allegations