Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, Pete, where'd you get the... Where'd you get the bear?
First, there's vagrancy.
Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.
Boss Drucker, head of the Hooderville Mafia.
Who are you?
He only turned mean after his wife ran off with that banker from Kansas City.
Well, I'll need it.
We're going to the courthouse.
A Beverly Hillbilly.
Ah, you put me down.
Bye.
He's up the river fishing for white bass.
Yeah, and he was listening to radio serials every foot of the way.
Granny, I think you'd better check the pantry first.
I'll call you from there.
The judge is out fishing?
I can see it all now.
And I gave him plenty of extra jugs for the trip back.
The Vinegar Joe wouldn't like it.
I feel sorry for that poor guy.
I'll fire him.
Order in the court.
Honorable Joe Johnson presiding.
Where is the judge?
What about me?
Well, just as quick as I can, Fred.
Say, he's a rough-looking character.
You're groaning all over the courthouse.
You see, we've been sleeping on the ground a lot because these lousy motels around here won't give us a room.
Christmas at Petticoat Junction was a delightful experience.
How would you like to go fishing, too?
It won't work.
This way, Liz's case comes up in front of Vinegar Joe.
They claim he's a vagrant.
You see Fred, I won't have no trouble, as long as the prisoner ain't a banker or a city feller.
I got a little homemade spinner.
And when he wakes up with a hangover, oh, he's mean.