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Can you walk me through something?
your skills are required for a job
No, wait. Y-Yes.
I programmed you to believe that.
because you have monster teeth.
Ugh! Rick, for real?
If Morty ever gives up on a single dream,
Let that ointment sit for 10 minutes or you'll die.
Or we could sneak in like professionals.
I'm not gonna [bleep] lose him.
Incredibly serious, and every minute counts.
♪♪
I programmed you to believe that.
Clap. Well-done, Rick.
I'll just hang out with you and go on adventures
and do whatever you want to do, you know, forever.
That's what I'm saying to you, though.
All: Yes.
Thanks for doing this, guys.
Too bad I lost my job
It actually took less training than you'd think.
Sorry about that.
Let's go. We can put the Earth back later.
Oh, [bleep] Rick! Rick, what time is it?
a hint of irreverence.
or I'll have to hunt down what you become.
More like Trying Too Hard Con.
[ Helicopter blades whirring ]
and why all of us will be taking our orders from Randotron.
and probably fenced it
( darts shooting )
How long did that take?