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They gave themselves that name for a reason.
But, like, who's your best friend? Don't say Mom.
He doesn't like to get his hands dirty. Like a mob boss.
Back when I was a teenager.
Oh. Hey there, spider.
to paper towel town. Your choice.
middle-aged bras and dandruff all over the place.
paying customers. I just, you know,
- 'Cause she eats live bugs. - (gags)
(chuckles) One of them just wrote,
Brad Pitt spent in Tibet.
So, there you were, farting and dragging a trash can around...
Oh. Cliff just added me to a group chat
But they have to listen to a presentation about a time-share.
"spiders aren't supposed to be in the house" thing.
"Sounds good." Yes! We're back, baby!
I shouldn't have made that sound like I was gonna have a list.
Okay, she's not in here. Fan out.
Dad's in a group chat with Cliff and some other cute boys.
- Okay. - (phone dings)
Not that your box isn't really nice with all the twigs
Okay, Phoebe. Out into the world
I met him at a back-to-school night.
But you know what? You're kind of
I know it's late but, I-I need you to text me back.
and just toe health in general.
would have killed you already.
to tell him our kids don't do stuff.
make you feel like it's all you are.
Sorry, kid. It's either outside or one-way ticket
Don't tell Teddy I said that.
Of dreams and rotten food.
It's just easier to hang out at the restaurant because
if we're gonna be friends, you're gonna
- in your bed. - Oh, my God. - LINDA: What?
Whoa, someone's getting some texts.
carelessly left on the curb for children to find.
I'll get you something to eat.