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I'm fine. We just, you know,
- Um... - Ignore them. Okay,
had a secret spider, I'd help you feed it.
What's wrong, sweetie? You have a rough day?
but at least you won't get trampled.
"when will this be over?"
you might have been a-a, uh, a pirate.
- called "It's Men- - You, - Not Men- - Me"?
Okay, how are we smashing this? Anyone got a bowling ball, or...
Um, Dad Boys II. Like the movie?
I'm not making her. We just have our roles.
the right sound, so I had to fart again
Yeah, and if they come inside our home or restaurant,
He hit my leg with a rock so I could feel what he feels.
It's not fair. Everyone thinks Phoebe is this scary spider.
you wanted to talk about?
- Hi. - Hello there.
and they belong outside. Not in our home. Where we live.
Say "along came a hmm-hmm."
you're adventurous, and in another time,
Louise, I guess smashing glass
- He has your number? - That's the guy your dad's
- Is that what people say? - Maybe don't open with that.
The talk about my ingrown toenail
I think we just shake the container and dump them in.
- (gags) - Come on, if you guys
We'll figure out another way to be friends with an airplane.
Oh, God, I just texted him the letter I.
I hope there are plenty of bugs for you to murder.
that aren't Teddy and the people
Until now. Now she's living
I think you're delightful.
Yeah, it doesn't matter. They're dads. They probably smell, too.
Okay, Phoebe and I are going to bed.
And we're not. Phew.
I need to get your dirty laundry for the wash.
which has never, ever happened to me.
Leaning against the bookshelf was a weird idea,
If that's what it takes for our friendship.
Anyway, we're all glad you are who you are.
I looked over to see if she was looking at me, and-and she was.
are the only people I really like to hang out with.
Is that what you want? I'll stop.
you go to seek your fortune. Try to avoid
Louise, why didn't you take Phoebe outside yesterday?
But never Pheebs. She hates that.
over your head? No? Okay. Phoebe,
Tell them they won a free night in a fancy shoebox resort.
Uh-huh.
I'll just tell Mom we're looking for a spider?
- (phone dings) - Oh. Teddy's texting me.
Who's Cliff? I don't know Cliff. It's a good name, though.