Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- We should buy a bar. - We should totally buy a bar.
Okay, it's killing me. What rhymes with "beck and call"?
You and Zoey are gonna break up.
- Lily, how'd I do? - Nailed it.
She'll think of it.
Okay, Ted, you know I love Zoey.
No!
for what I wish I could say was the first time.
By... being Latino?
then tearing it down should be illegal."
We should absolutely, totally buy a bar.
then whose voice is this?
And Zoey dumps you on the spot.
My job is my identity. It's who I am.
Where the bartenders wear sexy judges' robes.
I'd also fire you.
There's nothing to think about. I can't lose Zoey.
until you realize the building you helped save...
[Imitates Explosion]
- I love you. - Mmm. Love you too.
[Southern Accent] "Oh, my God. Did he really just say that?
No, that wasn't the Arcadian being destroyed.
Second of all, I don't care that the odds are stacked against us.
I once knew such a girl.
Message from Barney... that's my cue to leave. Good night, guys.
Yeah, that's me.
So that makes our job a little easier.
But hurry. This offer will be gone lickety-split.