Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Together] Dibs.

but instead sides with some self-righteous bitch...

If Ted Mosby isn't fantastic, fire me.

I don't know. Homegirl is pretty diabolical.

Come on. This is so about the girl.

I just need to find a good rhyme to end on.

The Arcadian's gonna be all like...

just anyone who lives in it...

if you're a-hopin' to score, don't leave your socks on the floor.

[Southern Accent] My stars!

But look, sometimes I go play chess in the park.

[Together] Damn it!

[Snaps Fingers]

That's the only thing that matters to me right now.

You wouldn't just... You wouldn't just...

This is a nightmare. I can't believe she kept that tape.

And then this happened.

Of course, had he asked me a few days earlier, I would have immediately said...

- Well... - [Ted Narrating] Kids, for legal reasons...

"A symbol of strength and constancy...

Listen. Arthur, Marshall's wife has an idea...

Because, Barney, I swear to God, if that's you...

And you resent her for it... so much so in fact that you dump her.