Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The Department of Traffic got an anonymous note saying:
- Well, if she calls again... - Excuse me, "when" she calls again, sir.
Fire.
Lois, you're missing the point. Just look at your trip back here.
It was just a little New Age humor.
Superman told me what happened at your apartment. Are you okay?
One-six-zero east.
This one's blurry. This one's completely out of focus.
Well, isn't this a surprise reunion?
Just barely. I can't believe it.
"To the Joint Chiefs: Fort Truman has just been destroyed.
- Am I self-absorbed? - No.
- Do we know what caused the blackout? - We think it's your friend.
But you could.
Did the military ever say how this guy died?
It looks a little like Ryan, but then again, he has one of those faces, you know.
- Very nice. - Thank you.
This is not gonna look good come promotion time.
Perry, I need to find out who investigated Ryan Wiley's supposed death.
Oh, boy, look at that. Wite-Out.
Help, help! They're stealing my car!
Spoken like a true anti-technology queen.
Oh, it's just something Molly said.
Sun's coming up right around the corner.
Ryan made the file read-only.
Me neither. I have not met the man yet who is worth giving up a good friend for.
I gave this charm to a friend of mine in college.
Weapons charging.
Hey, what are you doing? We're chanting here.
Do you know anybody in Washington who could find that out?
There it is.
Metropolis Transit Authority reports that all 10,400 traffic signals are stuck on green.
But now he's alive.
He must be new to the group.
You hang them in the corner of your room, and they act as a spiritual air cleaner.
- Is that a shortwave radio? - It sure is.
About a hundred thousand taxpayer dollars worth of P.R.
Did you hear anything yet?
Lower left quadrant, fire.
Use the satellite to blackmail government...
Lois Lane.
Well, yeah. Obviously not as well as I thought.
How was I supposed to know he was gonna turn out to be a psycho?