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We'll see you soon.
is what the kids today call "blizzard."
(moaning)
-What's a keynote speech? -(chuckles)
in bed tonight.
-(groans) -(buzzing)
We could make face cookies.
Oh.
Uh, can't we watch something with kittens?
Now, what sports are we gettin' you ready for, Marge?
("Allegro Non Molto" from Vivaldi's Four Seasons playing)
Yello? Pizza Palace?
Bart, honey, your father and I need you
Strong woman, I love you.
An inguinal hernia is no laughing matter.
Even booking the appointment,
(seductively): pay the babysitter.
Keep the kite swooping, Marge.
something they both like doing.
"Do not mix with alcohol"?
(sniffles) Oh.
(moaning)
I'm not paying you!
Oh, he's got enough stress at work.
(stammers): You sit on me.
Bam and zup. (chuckles)
Babysitter party at our house.
So, Mom is kitesurfing
while Dad is eating three desserts.
perfect night!
it's a hernia!
(suspenseful music playing)
I know you do.
Homer! Good-o!
Kitesurfing?
And if there's one thing you don't want to aggravate,
ruby gillman
("Theme from Mission: Impossible" playing)
(moaning)
Take your medicine.
Thank God. The Heffernans.
made in colors known to scare seagulls.