Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't need 12 suits telling me which way to pee.
Folks, I've been in show biz for 61 years.
You are in my power.
Ah, kettle chips. The perfect side dish...
It do.
Marvelous, marvelous. Funny till the end.
Bonbon, eh, Moe? Is that your ultimate response?
But this time, I cannot fail.
Ah, nothing like a meal in a fine restaurant.
And I've- My share of- aooga!
- I'd like to see it without the scream. - I was just thinking that.
Oh, Kent, that's a sad story.
Hmm?
Now we're gonna show you some clips from-
Someone please give me a job.
In the Lost and Found today, we have one plaid kilt.
Oh, you know, I had a thing forJudgeJudy and blank tape was 3.99.
- Chief, you might want to take a look outside. - That's it!
For "pee," could you substitute "whiz"?
Oh, look. It was all a bookkeeping snafu.
# I believe in miracles #
Twirliness.