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THEN WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET?
THE BUTTERED NOODLES AND THE BISCUITS AND...
2 LOVERS' DELIGHTS.
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU GIVE SMALL PEOPLE POWER.
NOT AN OUNCE, HUH?
YES, I WOULD.
EVERY AFTERNOON NEXT WEEK.
I'VE DEVOTED 9 YEARS OF MY LIFE TO EDUCATION
MR. HASKELL, WOULD YOU TAKE A CHANCE ON ANOTHER BRADY?
THAT'S A FULL OUNCE OF CHEESE.
WELL?
YOU FIRED ME 'CAUSE YOU'RE POWER-HUNGRY.
UH, KIDS, WHY DON'T YOU TRY A SEAT AT THE TABLE?
HERE. LET ME... LET ME... LET ME WIPE SOME OFF.
THERE.
WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE CHEATING ON MY DIET,
MARCIA... MARCIA, YOU'RE A VERY GOOD WORKER.
"BUSINESS BEFORE PLEASURE."
SO WHERE AM I GOING TO FIND A HELPER AS GOOD AS YOU?
WILLPOWER. REMEMBER?
IS GOING BACK TO WORK AFTERNOONS.
YEAH, YEAH, I GET THE MESSAGE.
AND YOU'RE A CAPITAL "G" GOOF-OFF!
THANK YOU, MR. HASKELL.
A JOB AT THE LEANING TOWER OF PIZZA PARLOR.
YEAH, FOR ME IT'D BE A CINCH.
WHOOPS, YOU'VE GAINED 3 POUNDS.
JEFF, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
THANKS, MR. HASKELL.
MR. HASKELL, MAYBE IT'S NOT THE BROOM.
NOW MAYBE MR. HASKELL WILL GIVE YOU YOUR JOB BACK.
IT ISN'T ENOUGH TO KEEP A HUMMINGBIRD ALIVE.
YOU JUST DATED HER TO GET EVEN?