HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- Oh, God, of course. - What?
...and almost lost my dental license.
Yeah, the thing is...
Oh, shit.
The thing's worth 400 grand, he took 18,000.
And everything got fucked.
See you in 20 minutes.
I gave him a card for an escort service and he took off.
Don't tell me that. You can't lose him!
He fucked me in the ass
We wuv you Becky
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
And thank you for killing my fucking dogs!
Thank you.
Hey, Alan, you hungry?
You and Sophie moving back to Ashwood
I believe I can fly
Yeah, they're all short.
Someplace where we can sneak up on him and drug him.
Edited by Debra Neil-Fisher, a.c.e. Jeff Groth
Thanks, Phil.
Okay.
Wait. You mean break in?
Not this time.
How do you kill what's already dead? Heh-heh-heh.
It's not funny!
Stu, the window!
This is Nico. Nico is a good friend of Alan's.
...it'd be pretty awkward.
It's unfair!
ERIC CALLED,
I should have thought this through!
What up nigga?
Oh, right.
Hey Peyton
We'll see you soon.
I believe I can touch the sky
We good?
...because we're all he has now.
By who?
Chow!
Get in the car.
One of them made it back...
Yeah!
This will take about a minute to kick in. We'll tell the waitress he's drunk.
Wo employees biceps after two days of pricing
- Get out of the car, you mutts! - Leslie, no!
hey
Just warming up.
Had three beautiful homes in three different countries.
Marshall?
I don't like this plan.
All good?
He fucked me in the ass.
The help doesn't show up on Sundays.
You Okay?
Andy is like a Coors Light Weak and cold as ice
It is it.
Whoo!
I left my phone in the minivan.
Nothing hurts Chow.
Toodle-loo, motherfuckers.
You have no idea.
- Oh, fuck! - Phil!
That is just terrific. Right?
You shoot Phil, you gotta go through me.
- I think it's slipping! - Just hold on!
Leslie Chow never lived here.
I really let him down.
Let's put the bags in the back seat.
I don't know why you insist on making me blow my top!!
Did you know that?
Lock your doors! Doug, lock your doors!
Move!
Oh please we’re rich
Deal's a deal.
...that I was his favorite child.
Alan. What is this?
- They've been writing letters. - Hey, those are private!
Right?
What the fuck was that?
No, you're fine. Just...
No felonies. One arrest:
You can't match the pure strength and power...
You don't know.
Sid Garner was a beloved husband...
Stuart?
Shit!
What do you mean?
Holy shit!
Oh.
We don't even have a car. Chow stole my minivan.
- You okay? - Yeah, I'm okay.
I totally get it...
Yeah, I wish I could've seen that.
Leslie Chow stole $21 million from me...
What the f**k am I watching?
- Hey! Hey, get the fuck off! - You have to exchange information.
Try me.
- All right? - Yeah.
Phil.
Can't trust anyone.
All right, listen, fellas.
So much.
Shit.
What is this place, Chow?
Harley is the correct answer
...and Chow has the minivan, then your phone's with Chow!
[RAUGHS]
Watch out for the claws! They're trained to kill!
Her mother's totally on the edge, and if all this weren't enough...
Dean: “Luke you will get sacked for littering” Luke:
Voice Of an angel
We're not breaking in anywhere.
Why would I send a picture?
Chow!
Hey, guys? I'm feeling better now.
That's some house, Chow.
Can you take Stu instead?
- Wow, you have a great house. - Thank you.
Whenever I get accused of cheating…