I Solemnly Swear - Gilmore Girls [S03E11]

UH, BURGERS, TATER TOTS, PICKLES --

DON'T MAKE THAT FACE AT ME.

WE MUST BE DUMB.

JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND THINK OF ENGLAND, HONEY.

BUMMER. Yes. Bummer.

I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD. I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD.

IT ISN'T HARD TO UNDERSTAND, IT'S --

TASTE THIS.

"IT'S A BIRD. IT'S A PLANE.

I BEAT THAT DEAD HORSE. WITH GLEE.

AND WHIPPED CREAM.

"PARIS, RORY." BED WETTER. SHALL WE SIT?

I'LL SAVE YOUR SEAT.

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

SHE'S A SNEAK. SHE'S NOT SMART ENOUGH TO BE A SNEAK.

I KNEW IT WAS NOTHING TO GET WORKED UP OVER.

GET SOME BURGERS. AND TATER TOTS.

INFORMATION?

I'M JUST GONNA SAY, "TALK TO THE HAND."

I'LL BRING THEM IN TOMORROW.

AND HOW THIS IS HIS SECOND CHANCE.

JACKSON BROUGHT PEA TENDRILS INSTEAD OF BRUSSELS SPROUTS.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? WASHING MY HANDS.

IT'S VERY FLATTERING. IT IS VERY FLATTERING.

I'M A WHORE!