Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I CAN'T BELIEVE MY DAUGHTER WON'T DEFEND ME.
MAYBE I SHOULD. WELL, GO AHEAD.
GO BACK TO YOUR OFFICE, AND FAX ME THAT LIBELOUS SCRAP OF PAPER.
AS YOU KNOW, HEALTH WEEK IS COMING UP.
HOWEVER, YOU'LL PROBABLY END UP PAYING A BIT MORE
WE ALWAYS HAD A GOOD TIME TOGETHER.
IT WAS SO CUTE. THEN, ONE DAY, HE DISAPPEARED.
"HERE YOU GO, MAN. TRY NOT TO SCREW IT UP AGAIN."
YOU USUALLY STAY UP TILL 3:00, 4:00.
THE "I'M RORY. DON'T YOU WANT TO PET ME?" FACE.
AND SAID SHE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT SOME THINGS --
YOUR MOTHER'S IN THE LIVING ROOM.
BECAUSE I HAVE MAJOR RESPECT FOR YOU,
OH, HANG ON. [ LAUGHS ]
I THINK HE WAS LONELY BEFORE WE MET
I WOULD NEVER INTENTIONALLY DO ANYTHING BEHIND YOUR BACK.
SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO CALL A TRUCE.
HEY, NICE BLISTERS.
PARIS IS NOT MY IDEA OF A SECRET SISTER,
HE'S A SEARCHER. YES, HE IS.
[ WHIMPERS ]
HE HAS SAID NOTHING IN THE LAST TWO HOURS THAT WE DIDN'T KNOW,
IT WAS A GOOD GROUP. YOU MADE IT BETTER.
"PARIS, RORY." BED WETTER. SHALL WE SIT?
YES, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
ALMOST 90% OF THE STUDENT BODY VISITS THE CAFETERIA EVERY DAY. IT'S THE PERFECT LOCATION.
I'M YOUR MOTHER. IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY TO GIVE YOU STRUCTURE.
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
NO. WHO IS THIS?
MY FRIEND ACCIDENTALLY ASKED YOUR FRIEND ON A DATE.
STOP TALKING.
FOR EXAMPLE, YOU COULD HAVE SAID,
RIGHT THROUGH THERE, IN THE KITCHEN.
WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT INNS NEED DOORS -- NOT ME.
WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. ABOUT WHAT?
YOU REMEMBER HOW ME AND BRUISER, NEVER LIKED THAT GUY.
BESIDES THE CLOMPING, WAS SHE POLITE, ON TIME,
ANY QUESTIONS, MR. CHRISTIAN -- I MEAN, MR. HUNTER.
IS THE SECRETARY READY? I AM.
[ GRUNTS, SIGHS ]
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE PARRYING THAT HARD.
SO THAT WE'LL BE ABLE TO HAVE THE PROM
NO. NEXT. YOU'RE NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY.
IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING. WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
HEY! I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE. NO. DON'T RUSH.
OH, YEAH. UM, SHE IS.
OKAY, NOT THERE, BUT KEEP FLIPPING.
He thinks it's a date!
HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON?
* AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN *
MY MOTHER IS A PERFECTIONIST.
UNBELIEVABLE. HI, MOM.
GET SOME BURGERS. AND TATER TOTS.
MAYBE A BIT MORE BRANDY.
WILD TIME, HUH? DO TELL.
WHILE WE'RE BEING READ "ELOISE AT THE PLAZA."
LORELAI, HI. REMEMBER ME?
IT'S GONNA BE FINE. JOE'S A NICE GUY WITH TASTE.
WELL, THEN, I'M SURPRISED.
I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD. I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD.