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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
MOM, SPILL IT. WHAT'S WRONG?
THE VERY LEAST YOU COULD DO IN RETURN IS SPEND HALF AN HOUR
IF YOU SEE FAT SAL, GIVE HIM A KISS.
FRIENDS. SORT OF.
THESE BETTER BE THE BEST DAMN COOKIES IN THE WORLD.
IT'S JOE -- JOE MASTONI FROM THE DEERHILL LODGE.
FOR THE LOCATION OF THE SIGN-UP TABLE FOR THE BLOOD DRIVE.
DON'T TEMPT ME! THAT'S IT! I AM LEAVING!
AND THEY'LL BE LOYAL TO THE SERVICE, NOT TO YOU.
ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT?
WE HAVE THREE CLASSES TOGETHER. WE COULDN'T TALK THEN?
I'M HIS DAISY. BE HAPPY LATER.
I JUST FLIRTED -- ACCIDENTALLY!
"WHICH PEOPLE CANNOT HELP BUT FAIL TO REACH,
YOU WANNA BE A DICTATOR! COME OFF IT!
WHO'S HUNGRY BESIDES ME?
YOU OKAY? RIGHT-SIDE RETREAT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS HER BEST FRIEND.
RELAX. IT'S VERY EASY.
THAT I'D BE WILLING TO RISK AN ENORMOUS ARGUMENT
IS THAT WHAT I'M HEARING? MOM.
ADVERTISING SPACE IN THE YEARBOOK IS ONLY 50% SOLD.
HI, MOM. COME IN. IT'S COLD.
AND HOW THIS IS HIS SECOND CHANCE.
EASY, THERE, PARIS. LEFT-SIDE RETREAT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO YOUR WIFE AND CALL ME BACK?
FINE. MOCK. BUT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN OVERWEIGHT STRIPPER?
ANYWAY, I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL.
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE OPENED HIS OWN PLACE.
HMM, MOROCCAN. YOU ALWAYS SAY MOROCCAN.
DOING 20 TO LIFE? I DON'T THINK SO.
MOM. I'M SORRY. DID THAT REFERENCE DATE ME?
WE WORKED TOGETHER ONE SUMMER UP IN THE BERKSHIRES.
DO I? I GUESS I DO.
YOU CAN'T PUT A TWO-INCH LADLE OF GRAVY INTO A ONE-INCH POTATO CRATER.
NO.
WHEN IT'S NOT HOW I WANT, IT MEANS I'M NOT GETTING WHAT I PAID FOR.
I APOLOGIZE. THAT CALL CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD.
THIS IS YOUR FIRST DEPOSITION.
ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE PRODUCE
BUSINESS PARTNER. CLARIFICATION DULY NOTED. NICE TO MEET YOU.
TOOK ME FIVE MINUTES TO GET THEM TO HALF THEIR ASKING PRICE.
IN THE FORM OF A TELESCOPE.
YEAH. I'LL -- I'LL BE BACK.
THIS IS GETTING EXHAUSTING.
IT WOULD SOUND LIKE A MUNICH-BEER-HALL RALLY.
I GUESS THIS WILL TEACH ME NOT TO WAIT TEN YEARS NEXT TIME.
LEFT-SIDE ADVANCE.
YOU DID NOT FLIRT.
ROGER, YES? WELL --
BUT I NEVER INTENDED FOR THINGS TO GO SO FAR.
SAVE MY DINNER? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
STOP IT! MAKE ME.
OBVIOUSLY I DON'T KNOW WHAT PICTURES.