Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

FOR THE LOCATION OF THE SIGN-UP TABLE FOR THE BLOOD DRIVE.
HMM, MOROCCAN. YOU ALWAYS SAY MOROCCAN.
"WHICH PEOPLE CANNOT HELP BUT FAIL TO REACH,
DOING 20 TO LIFE? I DON'T THINK SO.
YOU WANNA BE A DICTATOR! COME OFF IT!
DO I? I GUESS I DO.
THIS IS YOUR FIRST DEPOSITION.
IS THAT WHAT I'M HEARING? MOM.
BUT I NEVER INTENDED FOR THINGS TO GO SO FAR.
I APOLOGIZE. THAT CALL CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD.
AND THEY'LL BE LOYAL TO THE SERVICE, NOT TO YOU.
ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE PRODUCE
FRIENDS. SORT OF.
SAVE MY DINNER? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT.
I JUST FLIRTED -- ACCIDENTALLY!
ADVERTISING SPACE IN THE YEARBOOK IS ONLY 50% SOLD.
YEAH. I'LL -- I'LL BE BACK.
THE VERY LEAST YOU COULD DO IN RETURN IS SPEND HALF AN HOUR
IT'S JOE -- JOE MASTONI FROM THE DEERHILL LODGE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE OPENED HIS OWN PLACE.
WHO'S HUNGRY BESIDES ME?
TOOK ME FIVE MINUTES TO GET THEM TO HALF THEIR ASKING PRICE.
MOM. I'M SORRY. DID THAT REFERENCE DATE ME?
IT WOULD SOUND LIKE A MUNICH-BEER-HALL RALLY.
DON'T TEMPT ME! THAT'S IT! I AM LEAVING!
THAT I'D BE WILLING TO RISK AN ENORMOUS ARGUMENT
STOP IT! MAKE ME.
OBVIOUSLY I DON'T KNOW WHAT PICTURES.
MOM, SPILL IT. WHAT'S WRONG?
I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS HER BEST FRIEND.
ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT?
I'M HIS DAISY. BE HAPPY LATER.
I GUESS THIS WILL TEACH ME NOT TO WAIT TEN YEARS NEXT TIME.
FINE. MOCK. BUT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN OVERWEIGHT STRIPPER?
NO.
THIS IS GETTING EXHAUSTING.
LEFT-SIDE ADVANCE.
IF YOU SEE FAT SAL, GIVE HIM A KISS.
ANYWAY, I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL.
IN THE FORM OF A TELESCOPE.
RELAX. IT'S VERY EASY.
THESE BETTER BE THE BEST DAMN COOKIES IN THE WORLD.
WE WORKED TOGETHER ONE SUMMER UP IN THE BERKSHIRES.
EASY, THERE, PARIS. LEFT-SIDE RETREAT.
YOU OKAY? RIGHT-SIDE RETREAT.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
BUSINESS PARTNER. CLARIFICATION DULY NOTED. NICE TO MEET YOU.
WHEN IT'S NOT HOW I WANT, IT MEANS I'M NOT GETTING WHAT I PAID FOR.
YOU DID NOT FLIRT.
HI, MOM. COME IN. IT'S COLD.
WE HAVE THREE CLASSES TOGETHER. WE COULDN'T TALK THEN?
ROGER, YES? WELL --
AND HOW THIS IS HIS SECOND CHANCE.
WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO YOUR WIFE AND CALL ME BACK?
YOU CAN'T PUT A TWO-INCH LADLE OF GRAVY INTO A ONE-INCH POTATO CRATER.