Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YOU CAN BRING YOUR HUSBAND,
UH-HUH.
HANG ON A SECOND, LORELAI.
SO YOU CAN JUST STICK IT IN MY BACK.
IF YOU USE A SERVICE, YOU'LL BE ASSURED OF HAVING A REPLACEMENT HOUSEKEEPER
SO, OF COURSE, I SAID, "WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT THEM
I'LL BE HERE TO LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOU RETURN.
ANSWER -- "UM, WELL, SURE."
YOU SET UP THAT TABLE, GET PEOPLE THINKING ABOUT BLOOD,
REMEMBER THE TIME YOU AND FAT SAL GOT LOCKED IN THE FREEZER OVERNIGHT?
COME BACK AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!
TRY THEIR COFFEE, SEE WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
* I WILL FOLLOW *
LET ME GIVE YOU SOME MONEY ANYWAY.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM. HE'S GETTING FIRED TOMORROW.
UNBELIEVABLE. SHOCKING.
AND DUMPED IT IN THE TRASH.
DESSERT? WE'VE TO DECIDE RIGHT NOW?
WHAT PICTURES? YOU KNOW WHAT PICTURES.
WHY WAS THERE A LONG PAUSE, LORELAI?
WHOSE SEVERANCE PACKAGE COULD FINANCE A SUMMER CRUISE DOWN THE RHINE
OKAY. I LOVE THIS. IT'S FOOD AND A GAME ALL-IN-ONE. WE OPEN THEM AT THE SAME TIME.
WE FOUND YOU GUYS IN THE MORNING, AND YOU WERE FROZEN TOGETHER LIKE BACON?
LIKE SOME INMATE IN THE CHOW LINE AT LEAVENWORTH
[ SIGHS ] FINE.
IT WAS ONE OF THE PREMIERE HOTEL SCHOOLS IN THE WORLD.
BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M MARRIED.
GOOD. YOU'RE HERE. WE NEED TO TALK.
IF I'M NOT GOING TO TRULY COMMIT TO A GRUDGE,
SHE'S A SNEAK. SHE'S NOT SMART ENOUGH TO BE A SNEAK.
WHAT DID GRANDPA SAY? YOUR GRANDFATHER'S STILL IN LONDON
THIS SEEMS AWFUL SUDDEN.
DO YOU HEAR THAT?
WE MUST BE DUMB.
I'M NOT GONNA LIE FOR YOU. JUST TELL THEM I TREAT THE HELP FAIRLY.
BUT IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT
LET'S GO.
WAY TO HEDGE YOUR BET. KITCHEN?
I'M NOT SURE I REMEMBER THAT.
PAN-ASIAN, WITH A HINT OF ENGLISH COLONIAL,
"WOULD YOU SAY YOUR MOTHER IS
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, SO I WENT.
YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY DON'T REMEMBER
I ACTUALLY CALLED YOUR INN.
IS IT WORTH IT IF WE CAN MAKE UP OUR $75 ADMISSION FEE IN COOKIES?
I TOLD THEM TO BUY A SLIGHTLY LOOSER HAIRNET,
MAYBE I SHOULD TURN AROUND
SHE SAID, "PARIS IS JUST TOO WRAPPED UP
A PERFECTLY RESTORABLE SUN PORCH
JUST GO IN THERE AND EXPLAIN IT TO JOE.
WHAT WAS JACKSON THINKING SAYING THESE COURSES WERE GOOD?
NOPE. YIKES.
I DIDN'T SAY THAT. NO, LORELAI, YOU DID.
I'D LIKE TO PUT THAT ENERGY SOMEWHERE ELSE.
SO YOU'LL COME IN EARLY AND SET UP THE CONFERENCE ROOM
YOU GOT RID OF A DOG?
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. GOOD LUCK WITH EVERYTHING.
BLEW UP TO THREE TIMES ITS NORMAL SIZE.
THERE'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE ASSOCIATED WITH INTERNATIONAL GRAB-BAG NIGHT.
A TRUCE. YOU KNOW -- NO MORE FIGHTY FIGHTY.
Right now the top contender is Sludge.
AHA! YOU ADMIT IT!
DINNER! OVER HERE!
WHY? BECAUSE HAVING PAID FOR ONE THING,
AND, IN THE END, FRUITLESS,
SEEMS, WELL, LET'S SEE -- WHAT'S THE WORD? --
THIS IS SILLY. I KNOW HOW TO ANSWER A QUESTION.
I TAKE IT OFF WHEN I'M COOKING,
I BEAT THAT DEAD HORSE. WITH GLEE.
JACKSON'S TAKEN A LOT OF COURSES THROUGH THE LEARNING CENTER,
IT'S NOT THAT. IT -- YOU PUT IN MORE PORT?