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THAT I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FIND REALLY EXCITING.
TO MOST PEOPLE IT DOES, BUT YOUR "SURE" IS ALWAYS SARCASTIC.
JUST YOUR DEPOSITION. HOW DID YOU GET --
I THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP TO HAVE ANOTHER PERSON THERE
'CAUSE OTHERWISE, "WHAT'S SHE DOING?" RIGHT?
IF YOUR HUSBAND'S GOOD WITH IT, WHO AM I TO COMPLAIN?
EXCUSE ME? Moving on.
OH, MY GOD! JOE! JOE! JOE FROM THE DEERHILL LODGE!
HE TRIED TO PRETEND HE DIDN'T SPEAK ENGLISH, REMEMBER?
'CAUSE YOU'RE STUDYING AND I'M NOT.
* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD *
I WOULD NEVER CHOP SMALL GREEN THINGS EN MASSE EVER AGAIN.
SO DON'T GET DISCOURAGED. I'M SURE ONE DAY
WELL, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT.
IT ISN'T HARD TO UNDERSTAND, IT'S --
YOU KNOW, FELDMAN'S RESTAURANT'S RIGHT HERE IN HARTFORD.
WHAT'S THAT? BEEF JERKY.
DINNER! HEY! DINNER'S READY!
AND THERE'S CORN BREAD
Shh.
IF YOU PAY FOR FIRST CLASS AND YOU END UP IN COACH,
THAT GIRL BUGS ME. RELAX. SHE'S HARMLESS.
PICK SPOT ON CARPET AND STARE.
JOE -- HE THINKS THIS IS A DATE. IS HE CRAZY?
ONE STUNG HIS LIP, AND HIS WHOLE HEAD
BUT WE BOTH WERE IN PREP. AND, I REPEAT, BUNG?
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
THAT IS SOME SERIOUS "GREAT GATSBY" PINING.
OKAY.
RIGHT NEXT TO MY SELF-HELP BOOK.
OH, WOW. SO YOU WANT ME TO LIE.
"HEY, WHY IS IT CALLED SQUASH?
YOU STILL GOT THE OLD 52-INCH VIKING.
I DIDN'T SPEND ANY MONEY.
IT'S A SALES PITCH?
NOW, DON'T RUN OFF JUST YET. WE'VE GOT ONE FINAL TREAT.
IS WHETHER TO EMPLOY YOUR HOUSEKEEPERS INDIVIDUALLY
WE CAN START AN OPIUM DEN, THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WOULDN'T CARE.
IF ONE SHOULD CALL IN SICK OR QUIT SUDDENLY.
I HOPE THAT'S OKAY.
HOW CAN YOU BE OUT OF FOOD?
YOU TURN AROUND AND REALIZE YOU'VE BEEN HAD.
YOU TRUST A PERSON, YOU RELY ON A PERSON,
TO THE DANGERS OF SUN DAMAGE AND FRIED FOOD.
WHEN I SAW YOU AT THE CENTER,
IT WAS THE FIRST LUNCH THAT DIDN'T START WITH A RECITATION
I PROMISED MYSELF AFTER THAT SUMMER
I COULD TELL HIM I'VE BECOME A LESBIAN.
WHAT IS THIS?
WELL, YOU LOOK PEEVED.
WE NEED TO CONFIRM THE NUMBER OF ROOMS THEY'LL NEED.
WAS SOMEWHAT UNORTHODOX
SHE WASN'T PERFORMING HER DUTIES AS I WISHED
GERTA, THE ONE FROM HAMBURG, GERMANY.
I KNEW IT WAS NOTHING TO GET WORKED UP OVER.