Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

PICK A COLOR. [ GASPS ] PINK.
WE WORK AT AN INN FOR SO LONG AND LEARN SO LITTLE.
IT'S BAD ENOUGH I HAVE TO GIVE A DEPOSITION.
"YOU LOOK LIKE THE KINDA GUYS WHO PLAY SQUASH --
NO, I'M NOT MAD.
THAT USED TO LOVE YAP TO HIS FRIENDS ALL NIGHT LONG.
IS YOU MIGHT WANT TO CLEAR YOUR AFTERNOON."
MISS GILMORE, IT'S BOB MERRIAM, YOUR MOTHER'S LAWYER.
AND A FEW SOUTH AFRICAN INFLUENCES.
DRAGGING ME INTO COURT SAYING THAT I WAS UNFAIR.
IT'S UNACCEPTABLE BECAUSE I'M PAYING YOU $300 AN HOUR.
YOU KNOW? NOT LIKE A DATE THING.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
INFORMATION?
WHENEVER I ANNOUNCE I HAVE A NEW MOTION TO INTRODUCE,
NO! THE TWO OF YOU WERE GONNA GO BUST FELDSTER'S CHOPS.
I KNOW. WHY DON'T I READ TO YOU INSTEAD?
THE ONLY WAY I'LL BE MAD
STOP DOING THAT!
OR HIGHER GROUND. OR THE MUDHOUSE.
That would've been far too logical.
AND WE REPLACED THE TWO VERTICAL MIXERS.
RIGHT BACK AT HIM.
YEAH, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE 'EM.
SHE FORCED HIM INTO IT. YOU CAN'T FORCE A TEACHER INTO SOMETHING, RORY.
YOU WERE THERE. IT'S NOT A DATE, IS IT?
HELLO, EVERYONE. I'M VERY PLEASED TO BE HERE ADDRESSING YOU TODAY.
BEFORE WE WOULD LET YOU OUT, WE MADE YOU AND FAT SAL KISS?
HEY, PARIS. HAVE YOU LOOKED OVER THE VOTES FOR COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER?
WADSWORTH MANSION IS OWNED BY THE CONNECTICUT DAUGHTERS OF THE MAYFLOWER.
SOUNDS LIKE OLD TIMES.
YOU OBVIOUSLY LET HIM DOWN VERY WELL.
I'M NOT GONNA LIE FOR YOU. LORELAI.
JUST TO SAVE YOUR DINNER? OOPS. THAT WAS DUMB.
AND DENTAL FLOSS. AND PAPER TOWELS.
AND THE LIE-DETECTOR RESULT.
TALKING ABOUT ME.
UH-HUH.
HELPING HIS MOTHER CLOSE DOWN HER HOUSE.
Watch Choate get Joan Didion while we're being read 'Eloise at the Plaza.'
YEAH. ARE THE ONES FOR PRINCESS DIANA'S BUTLER JOKES OR REAL?
LOUISE, POKE JOHN WILLIAMS OVER THERE AND TELL HER
IT'S JUST...
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
FIRST OF ALL, I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE
FIVE.
COME ON. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
I WAS FLUSTERED. HE WAS USING LAWYER TRICKS.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
HE TOOK A COURSE ON HOW TO BUY FORECLOSED REAL ESTATE,
I DON'T THINK THAT THEY ARE!
BETWEEN THE SECOND "ABSURD" AND THE THIRD "UNBELIEVABLE."
GO! BUT TAKE THE TENDRILS WITH YA!
WHY ARE YOU BEING A SNOB? YOU WENT TO HOTEL SCHOOL.
THIS FRENCH GUY GAVE ME YOUR HOME NUMBER.