Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
BEFORE WE WOULD LET YOU OUT, WE MADE YOU AND FAT SAL KISS?
THAT USED TO LOVE YAP TO HIS FRIENDS ALL NIGHT LONG.
Watch Choate get Joan Didion while we're being read 'Eloise at the Plaza.'
RIGHT BACK AT HIM.
THIS FRENCH GUY GAVE ME YOUR HOME NUMBER.
LOUISE, POKE JOHN WILLIAMS OVER THERE AND TELL HER
AND DENTAL FLOSS. AND PAPER TOWELS.
I WAS FLUSTERED. HE WAS USING LAWYER TRICKS.
IT'S BAD ENOUGH I HAVE TO GIVE A DEPOSITION.
AND A FEW SOUTH AFRICAN INFLUENCES.
WHENEVER I ANNOUNCE I HAVE A NEW MOTION TO INTRODUCE,
I'M NOT GONNA LIE FOR YOU. LORELAI.
DRAGGING ME INTO COURT SAYING THAT I WAS UNFAIR.
COME ON. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
IT'S JUST...
TALKING ABOUT ME.
INFORMATION?
IS YOU MIGHT WANT TO CLEAR YOUR AFTERNOON."
FIVE.
JUST TO SAVE YOUR DINNER? OOPS. THAT WAS DUMB.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
"YOU LOOK LIKE THE KINDA GUYS WHO PLAY SQUASH --
HELLO, EVERYONE. I'M VERY PLEASED TO BE HERE ADDRESSING YOU TODAY.
WE WORK AT AN INN FOR SO LONG AND LEARN SO LITTLE.
THE ONLY WAY I'LL BE MAD
IT'S UNACCEPTABLE BECAUSE I'M PAYING YOU $300 AN HOUR.
NO! THE TWO OF YOU WERE GONNA GO BUST FELDSTER'S CHOPS.
NO, I'M NOT MAD.
I KNOW. WHY DON'T I READ TO YOU INSTEAD?
HE TOOK A COURSE ON HOW TO BUY FORECLOSED REAL ESTATE,
That would've been far too logical.
BETWEEN THE SECOND "ABSURD" AND THE THIRD "UNBELIEVABLE."
HEY, PARIS. HAVE YOU LOOKED OVER THE VOTES FOR COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER?
AND WE REPLACED THE TWO VERTICAL MIXERS.
STOP DOING THAT!
AND THE LIE-DETECTOR RESULT.
I DON'T THINK THAT THEY ARE!
YOU KNOW? NOT LIKE A DATE THING.
WADSWORTH MANSION IS OWNED BY THE CONNECTICUT DAUGHTERS OF THE MAYFLOWER.
SHE FORCED HIM INTO IT. YOU CAN'T FORCE A TEACHER INTO SOMETHING, RORY.
OR HIGHER GROUND. OR THE MUDHOUSE.
YEAH. ARE THE ONES FOR PRINCESS DIANA'S BUTLER JOKES OR REAL?
YEAH, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE 'EM.
SOUNDS LIKE OLD TIMES.
FIRST OF ALL, I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE
PICK A COLOR. [ GASPS ] PINK.
YOU WERE THERE. IT'S NOT A DATE, IS IT?
WHY ARE YOU BEING A SNOB? YOU WENT TO HOTEL SCHOOL.
GO! BUT TAKE THE TENDRILS WITH YA!
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
YOU OBVIOUSLY LET HIM DOWN VERY WELL.
UH-HUH.
HELPING HIS MOTHER CLOSE DOWN HER HOUSE.
MISS GILMORE, IT'S BOB MERRIAM, YOUR MOTHER'S LAWYER.