Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, okay. How about Black Liquid Hope Sold Here?
LAST CHANCE TO RUN, HUH? EXCUSE ME?
USING THE MONEY FOR THE TELESCOPE FOR THE SENIOR GIFT.
OH. FANCY THAT.
IT MEANS WHEN SOMEONE IS IN TROUBLE, YOU HELP THEM,
Also if he can pick up some ice cream.
WE ARE SO IN LUCK. IT WAS INTERNATIONAL GRAB-BAG NIGHT AT AL'S.
HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO ME?
GOOD. SO, NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY,
THAT FRANCIE IS PURE EVIL,
IT WAS KIND OF A RELIEF.
NO, REALLY? YEAH.
WHOSE ORIGINAL PURPOSE WAS TO KILL PEOPLE?
REALLY? YES, LOREALAI, REALLY.
PILE IN JOE'S VAN, AND WAKE UP IN NEW HAMPSHIRE OR MAINE
IS IT THAT BIG A DEAL? IT'S THE RULES OF COMMON DECENCY.
WANT SOME OF MINE?
IT'LL REMIND ME MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME!
I CAN'T IMAGINE WHO WOULD TAKE "JACKBOOTED" AS A COMPLIMENT.
WELL, GOOD FOR ME. MY TURN.
OF COURSE IT'S OKAY. WHY WOULDN'T IT BE OKAY?
LET'S MAKE A PLAN. SURE.
NIGHT. GOODNIGHT, BABE.
OH, REALLY?
YOU CAN'T FLIRT WHEN TALKING ABOUT BUNG.
I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY.
FILL ME IN, PLEASE.
OH, YEAH! [ BOTH LAUGHING ]
IS SUING FOR WRONGFUL TERMINATION.
SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LET THIS LEAD-FOOTED TEUTONIC CHAMBERMAID
YEAH, WELL, IT KEEPS THE RAIN OFF.
Lorelai? It's Alex Lesman.
BUNG? HE HAD BEEN UP THERE FOR A COUPLE YEARS ALREADY.
WE WILL WARM UP WITH YOUR COUNTER-SIXTE-RIPOSTE QUARTE.
YES, MY DINNER IS OUT STANDING ON A LEDGE.
EXCUSE ME?
IT'S BASICALLY JUST ME AND THIS GUY NAMED CHUCKLES IN BRAZIL.
DOESN'T IT MATTER THAT I CARE SO MUCH
NEXT TIME I WANT SOME GRAPEFRUIT, I'M JUST GONNA ASK FOR A KAZOO.
IF WE COULD...
She's part of the electronic age.
SCHEMING AND FIGHTING?
THIS IS SPECIFIC TO OPENING SMALL INNS, BED AND BREAKFASTS.
DOESN'T IT SEEM STRANGE TO BE PRACTICING A SPORT
PIE. CHERRY.
AND A WARM POTATO-AND-CHORIZO SALAD.
NO, THANKS. COME ON!
FAX IT TO ME IMMEDIATELY. "Fax it to me immediately"?
WHEN SOMEONE'S TRYING TO MANIPULATE ME?
OKAY. HERE.
YOU RUINED CREEDENCE FOR ME!
THAT WAS A GREAT SURPRISE.
WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I SAW THE PICTURES.
I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT DINNER IS READY, MRS. GILMORE.
I SAID A LOT OF NICE THINGS ABOUT YOU.
I HATE THEM ANYHOW.
YES. TOMORROW, THE TWO OF YOU GO BACK TO SCHOOL.
RIGHT. FAT SAL. YES, RIGHT.
OH, GOD. OLD FRIENDS, HUH?
PARIS IS SO UPSET. SHE TOTALLY THINKS I BETRAYED HER.
WE'D ALL WORK 14 HOURS STRAIGHT, PARTY TILL DAWN,
I'LL DO THAT. OKAY.
I GOT THE -- SURPRISE!
OH, STOP THAT!
AND THEN THEY TOOK MY TRAY, BUT STILL...