Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

PIE. CHERRY.
IT MEANS WHEN SOMEONE IS IN TROUBLE, YOU HELP THEM,
WELL, GOOD FOR ME. MY TURN.
IS IT THAT BIG A DEAL? IT'S THE RULES OF COMMON DECENCY.
THIS IS SPECIFIC TO OPENING SMALL INNS, BED AND BREAKFASTS.
WE'D ALL WORK 14 HOURS STRAIGHT, PARTY TILL DAWN,
Well, okay. How about Black Liquid Hope Sold Here?
Lorelai? It's Alex Lesman.
I HATE THEM ANYHOW.
I CAN'T IMAGINE WHO WOULD TAKE "JACKBOOTED" AS A COMPLIMENT.
IT'LL REMIND ME MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME!
OH, STOP THAT!
IF WE COULD...
SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LET THIS LEAD-FOOTED TEUTONIC CHAMBERMAID
PILE IN JOE'S VAN, AND WAKE UP IN NEW HAMPSHIRE OR MAINE
DOESN'T IT SEEM STRANGE TO BE PRACTICING A SPORT
YOU CAN'T FLIRT WHEN TALKING ABOUT BUNG.
IT WAS KIND OF A RELIEF.
Also if he can pick up some ice cream.
FILL ME IN, PLEASE.
LET'S MAKE A PLAN. SURE.
YOU RUINED CREEDENCE FOR ME!
NO, REALLY? YEAH.
OH, GOD. OLD FRIENDS, HUH?
WE ARE SO IN LUCK. IT WAS INTERNATIONAL GRAB-BAG NIGHT AT AL'S.
AND A WARM POTATO-AND-CHORIZO SALAD.
HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO ME?
OH, REALLY?
SCHEMING AND FIGHTING?
REALLY? YES, LOREALAI, REALLY.
OH, YEAH! [ BOTH LAUGHING ]
FAX IT TO ME IMMEDIATELY. "Fax it to me immediately"?
OH. FANCY THAT.
YEAH, WELL, IT KEEPS THE RAIN OFF.
NEXT TIME I WANT SOME GRAPEFRUIT, I'M JUST GONNA ASK FOR A KAZOO.
THAT FRANCIE IS PURE EVIL,
WHOSE ORIGINAL PURPOSE WAS TO KILL PEOPLE?
YES. TOMORROW, THE TWO OF YOU GO BACK TO SCHOOL.
OKAY. HERE.
NIGHT. GOODNIGHT, BABE.
AND THEN THEY TOOK MY TRAY, BUT STILL...
GOOD. SO, NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY,
IS SUING FOR WRONGFUL TERMINATION.
She's part of the electronic age.
BUNG? HE HAD BEEN UP THERE FOR A COUPLE YEARS ALREADY.
I GOT THE -- SURPRISE!
YES, MY DINNER IS OUT STANDING ON A LEDGE.
WANT SOME OF MINE?
WHEN SOMEONE'S TRYING TO MANIPULATE ME?
I'LL DO THAT. OKAY.
THAT WAS A GREAT SURPRISE.
RIGHT. FAT SAL. YES, RIGHT.
I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY.
PARIS IS SO UPSET. SHE TOTALLY THINKS I BETRAYED HER.
LAST CHANCE TO RUN, HUH? EXCUSE ME?
OF COURSE IT'S OKAY. WHY WOULDN'T IT BE OKAY?
DOESN'T IT MATTER THAT I CARE SO MUCH
USING THE MONEY FOR THE TELESCOPE FOR THE SENIOR GIFT.
EXCUSE ME?
WE WILL WARM UP WITH YOUR COUNTER-SIXTE-RIPOSTE QUARTE.
I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT DINNER IS READY, MRS. GILMORE.
WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I SAW THE PICTURES.
NO, THANKS. COME ON!
I SAID A LOT OF NICE THINGS ABOUT YOU.
IT'S BASICALLY JUST ME AND THIS GUY NAMED CHUCKLES IN BRAZIL.