Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YOU MADE BEEF JERKY FOR ME.
WE DON'T OFFER A COMPLIMENTARY BREAKFAST.
HERE. LET ME GIVE YOU SOME MONEY.
BUT YOU'LL PAY $2 MORE AN HOUR,
SO TURN THAT LITTLE NEAR-LUXURY CAR AROUND,
SO THE FACT THAT ANYONE WOULD HOLD A MEETING
HONESTLY, MOM, I DOUBT THEY'LL FIND 12 PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T BEEN FIRED BY YOU.
I MADE YOU DINNER.
AND FRIED MARSHMALLOW PIE FOR DESSERT!
THE PICTURES OF YOU AND FRANCIE IN THE PARKING GARAGE
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
WHY DON'T WE MAKE A PLAN TO HARASS FELDMAN SOME OTHER TIME?
THAT HAS JUST BECOME AVAILABLE RIGHT OUTSIDE OF LITCHFIELD.
AND THEY TASTE LIKE FEET.
YOU'RE MARRIED. YES, I AM.
NEXT, HE'S BEANING HER WITH THE ICE SCULPTURE.
[ FOILS CLASHING ]
AT THE STUDENT COUNCIL MEETING WITH PARIS?"
WELL, PEOPLE LIKE BRANDY.
TURN IT OFF! LET ME EXPLAIN!
SOME OF THOSE CONVOLUTED SCHOOL ISSUES -- MIND-BLOWING.
FROM DRIVING OFF THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN.
EVERYONE'S BOOKED AND READY TO GO.
I KNOW I'M REPEATING MYSELF, BUT THE FELDSTER?
YEAH. OR "I'M MARRIED" MIGHT WORK.
YOU REMEMBER WHAT FELDMAN TOLD THE COPS?
BEGINNING SALUTE.
THAT YOU MET WITH HER BEHIND MY BACK.
JOKES. WHAT ABOUT THE ONES FOR DR. PHIL?
OKAY. SEE -- "IF YOU GUYS HAVE LUNCH
'CAUSE YOU CAN ONLY SEEM TO GIVE ME THE MOST BIZARRE OPPOSITE.
IT'S MY SENIOR YEAR, TOO.
YOU SAID "SURE." WHICH, TO MOST PEOPLE, MEANS YES.
TELL ME YOU GOT PICTURES OF JACKSON AND HIS GIANT HEAD.
AND I'LL SEE IF I CAN GET A REAL DATE.
BECAUSE SHE MADE NOISE WHEN SHE WALKED? YES.
HI. GOOD EVENING.
WHAT'S JACKSON GONNA SAY?
YOU GUYS COME UP WITH A NAME FOR YOUR PLACE YET?
"MY MOTHER IS A PERFECTIONIST."
IS FOR YOU TO GET THE WRONG IMPRESSION ABOUT MY LOYALTIES.
YOU SURE? I'M SURE.
I AM? I'M HIS DAISY.
I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH THE VALUE OF A GOOD PAINT JOB.
I CAN JUST IMAGINE THE PHONE CALLS.
LUKE'S? LET'S GO.
"WOULD YOU CALL YOUR MOTHER AN EXTREMELY CRITICAL WOMAN?
WHAT? I'M WEARING A MASK.
HE FLINCHES, ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY TIGHTENS UP FOR A MOMENT.
BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS A DATE.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT FELDMAN'S RESTAURANT?
AND HOW TO WRITE A DIARY. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT?
SHE TOOK THOSE PICTURES. SHE'S SETTING ME UP.
YOU WANT CHEESE ON THE BURGER?
IT'S STARTED! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME.
SOUNDS LIKE FATE. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
UM, RIGHT. HI.
LOOK...
THESE WERE SHOVED IN MY LOCKER THIS MORNING.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY ADVISE IT.
HE SPENT THE WHOLE SUMMER GETTING STONED.
PEOPLE EXPECT YOU TO BE UPSET. NO ONE CALLS YOU DEMANDING OR UNREASONABLE.
THE WORD "NO" SEEMS SO WILDLY INADEQUATE ALL OF A SUDDEN.
JUST TRY IT. NO! NO, NO.
AND THEN I FOUND THESE, AND I'M JUST SO UPSET.
I ADDED SOME MORE PORT TO THE CUMBERLAND SAUCE.
ONCE. IT WAS NOTHING. WHY WERE YOU DEPOSED?
WHAT'S THAT? THIS? NOTHING.