Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, can I get you anything -- chickpeas, moonshine, turtle meat?

When I got big, a lot of people from my past wanted stuff from me,

Why are you doing this to us?!

without sacrificing quality.

Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh.

[Giggles 1 To his dog!

Where's Tracy?!

Take a look at my new view.

Try being a working parent.

Then why don't you do something about it?

Tray, Kenneth is not coming.

Meep-meep! Peowwww!

Sorry, Liz. We gotta get out of here before the roads close.

Juror excused for sleeping during trial. Crazy D, keeping it classy.

ignored by my friends?

eight if you're counting cents, which I fell for once before.

a woman writer living in New York --

Y as in Why do we even make friends

You need to show real emotion.

CEO Jack Donaghy, who rang the opening bell last week,

Good-bye forever, you factory-reject dildos.

I'm the original poster!

Good-bye, Long Hair Guy. Good-bye, Richard Esposito.

I've been so distracted lately.

Look, if you want someone to blame, blame yourself.

We'll be fine. Criss has gone back to work.

Today is the last TGS ever.

And even those who hate me, the unwashed socialist horde,

You know, I've been thinking, and you were right.

that I am suggesting any kind of romantic sentiment,

You know, it's for the best that my show is over

Why aren't you smiling bravely while Tracy tells you

So get up on that stage and cut the B.S.!

Because he DOESN’T RAPE

Wait, you're Sam?!

My point is, you need the outlet.

Kabletown shares closing at a new high today.

What, woman?! Speak!

Well, of course I am. I'm an ac-tor.

Look, I didn't like the way we ended things yesterday.

I had 10 hours to force you to confront the soul-crushing horror

that hugs old people.

- Chros, what are you doing here? - I don't know.

and I threatened to do it!

Criss... you're here to fight me!

I'd love to help you, Lemon, but I don't think I can.

make some calls and see what bridges I haven't burned --

You know, that's exactly the kind of garbage that Kenneth is looking for.

maybe I shouldn't bring my ideas to NBC.

Good-bye, Jack Donaghy.

and you've quit and we're all going our separate ways.

Shows where a guy gets a drink thrown in his face

that has made me happy these last seven years.

Go back to Saudi Arabia, Hitler!

Tracy Jordan to see Ken Tucky Derby.

Which means he's gonna try to find another way to ruin the show.

I'll tell you why!