Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's a tearful goodbye to her true love, Norman Blurder, the Rural Juror.

And even though right now I'm concentrating on being a mom --

I want you to have this bag of my hair.

What am I, my son's piano recital?!

But we thought maybe contestants could win money

The only thing that can stop this show is an act of God.

♪ I will never forget you, rural juror ♪

I assume that's code for a billionaire soul-searching trip

Fine! Well, I guess there's a reason people don't say honest good-byes.

♪ Rural juror ♪

So... what are we going to order for our last free lunch?

- Tsk-tsk-tsk! - Ah, there it is.

Because for seven years, you have yelled at me

Which reminds me -- why am I still seeing new Top Chefs

Not really. You know Liz. She can hold a grudge.

that you would always be there for me.

But we're gonna watch this first.

Okay, well, I think TV can be successful

all those foster parents talking about adopting me and never did.

So, you hate work.

I know some of you have already gotten other jobs.

Now I am the sensei!

You're gonna have to do better than that.

and I'm sure we'll get to do it again sometime.

I put all my old work energy into parenting.

There's so much to live for!

Stop ignoring me!

J as in the birds I'm afraid of...

Lutz, the food is here. Come eat --

Oh, no. No, no, no.

and they need a celebrity to host their annual gala,

make that face! Exactly!

Some people think that work is fulfilling and validating.

- You are. - it's understandable.

He has a degree in ethnomusicology from Wesleyan,

Which is a combination of hogwash and poppycock.

- half-Asian ones! - Oh.

We were gonna lose our virginity to each other!

Everybody back to work!

Who else had access?

I will return to my first love -- Broadway!

L-I quit the job I worked my entire life to get

in reference to, say, uh, a hot bowl of bear meat

What are you doing here? I thought you quit.

and be home with your sharks

It's Manhattan's largest out-of-business women's blazer dump.

The show's over, so you're not technically an actor anymore.

has emphasized the growth potential in the...

Yeah, you're not that young, either. Get down, please.

If you think it's about the money, you're even dumber than I look.

And wet! And, sure, okay, I thought I'd have a job right now.

and play waiting games with them, like Carpet Adventure!