Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

For example, the rapper T.I.,

Lemon, there is a word, a once-special word

No one cares, Jenna!

Now on stage, feast your eyes on the Skank Train!

Okay, well, if that's what you want,

Nancy, I know this is unconventional,

We were forced to be friends because of work.

Go to YouTube and search

and now I feel... adrift.

porking in that prison basement was wicked awesome.

contains some rather unusual clauses.

Or that one where your hands are spiders.

The trick is to wait for the right moment --

All television is beneath me!

R as in the pirate noise.

How dare you, you rotting pear?

the incomparable Judge Judy Sheindlin --

You might as well give your darling child vaccines,

And we're probably not gonna hang out after this.

of saying I'm going out to get cigarettes?

And if you can, get hit by a car.

I’m so sorry, pass.

I will tell the other gays your real ages!

We've all been there.

Crap. Motherhood has made me go soft.

I tried, sir, but no one answered.

♪ This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine ♪

West Fargo woman excused from jury for sleeping during trial Keep it classy, Crazy D!

a show about a dentist's office, where the sassy hygienist

Or if some genius figured out a way

with that bald salad-ruiner?!

that the smallest thing --

So you're just doing this for no reason at all,

Hippo Playground. 10 minutes.

Sweet, funny Elizabeth.

And I didn't come here looking for something to do.

because I don't know how to say good-bye, Liz Lemon.

But she is wicked hot.

Oh, my God! Since when do you listen to T.I.?!

Joining us this hour is my new co-host, The Colonel.

people freak out and they act crazy.

And I'm not talking about my gout.

Yesterday, a bunch of us came in to clean out our desks,

That's Tracy -- T as in the drink.

no big withdrawals from your bank account.

You see, I don't have that many people in my life.

at zero the cost.

and it's never gonna happen.

I'm off to discover what makes me happy.

It's the best idea I've ever had!

Well, I hope it's with NBC!

I've already realized two things about myself.

and I don't know what Pete's doing!

drinking Scotch and throwing firecrackers at Billy Joel's dog!

I never told you this, but I once came up late at night looking for Jack,

♪ I'll always be glad I met you, rural juror ♪

We barely look at each other.

And I want you to feel what I've felt for the last seven years --

♪ I'll always be glad I met you, rural juror ♪

and suck at carrying boxes!

Lemon, all Colleen said is that she wanted me to be happy,

Okay, that's it! Tray is exactly where you think he is, Liz.

Why didn't you return any of my calls?!

Well, whatever sideways nonsense Tracy tries to pull,

Hamlet the mini pig -- No! Phone first!

Oh, that's not a thing.

I was planning to call you, and now here you are!

Have a good day! Have fun at home!

Because that is Lutz's revenge!