Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Whoa, that's heavy.
it's me and not you.
Oh, that's great, okay.
Well, thank you so much.
we had our own thing going and...
Oh, hey.
(INHALES)
I think it is time for me to lose my tip too.
who's coming with a plus-one.
You know, I wanted last night to be so perfect.
Okay.
I know that face anywhere.
You know how I have a gorgeous, uncircumcised penis?
WOMAN: I mean, we started going out in college.
Yeah. Uh...
- You mentioned it. - Oh, we know.
You are like, a Colombian drug lord.
At least do it in here.
(PHONE BEEPS)
The problem is because of my particular pH balance,
- You too. - Yeah.
He has one now.
and even then, it wasn't good.
Hi. (GIGGLES)
So how long have you two been together?
Okay, well, I guess there's nothing more to say
Gays are not interchangeable, Eliot.
Well, look at that.
(DISTANT MUSIC)
What is, what is that?
Ay, mi amore, you deserve it.
No.
- put on my penis cream. - Do you need any help?
You owe me a doo favor, bitch!
- I... Can't... - (MAN COUGHING)