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Jay, I've been waiting for this appointment for weeks.
Come on. We're not gonna seriously blow off Valentine's Day, are we?
I can only imagine what Jay's going through.
Hey! I can see our house from here.
Like a heart attack? Mom had a heart attack?
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She's gonna be fine, but she had a little bit-
I heard you had a little scare last night.
I mean, I could be a little less... uptight...
Oh, my God. I hate myself right now.
Mom almost died of a heart attack? No!
Oh, my God. He's gonna sing.
What? I have cigar breath? It's not you.
Yeah, but in the real way, you're responsible.
So I had nothing and no one.
I don't even remember leaving the party.
Hey, roomies.
But like you said, we can't protect them from everything.
I couldn't keep my hands off this one for that long.
Haley took 'em to the movies. She's not even gonna answer.
Not at all. What you have is a very minor arrhythmia...
Oh, God. Cam, I-
get out of my house right now!
No!
Voilà.
- So this is a regular thing? - No!
Okay. Thank you.
Get the door.