Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It will be a fitting tribute to our ancestor.

I thought you might be interested

Uh, they're all journalists.

Yes, they are journalists.

modeled after Abigail's.

Thornhill still stood, of course,

and took over a struggling business.

Okay, guys, get the spares. Fangs, get the jack.

and the king and queen of the roost,

Are you here alone?

Certainly not my mother.

Can you hear that?

that Riverdale is still worth resurrecting.

he said that I could start possibly teaching again in the fall.

or I'm gonna regret it for the rest of my life.

And I'm not sure we've done enough to inspire the families

No, I'm so sorry.

Yeah, well, we don't want an apology.

Archie and I both will.

So Principal Weatherbee asked me to, uh,

Archie and I... are no more.

They don't give a whit about the sins of the past.

And in Satan's name, I curse you.

Cheryl, what the hell are you talking about?

Trouble is, none of our current faculty

That would be anarchy.

Don't you remember how much fun we had

But, Archie, a lot of the Serpents have been reporting back.

On the contrary.

And what about the past, Archie?

I know who I would vote for.

Every year, our numbers dwindle.

Freedom of the press.

Me neither. We need someone who speaks that language.