Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I would like to buy him a double of your finest scotch.

Narrator: And that's how your mom started dating louis.

The love of your life could be on that dance floor,

This is my thing...

So does your roommate's band ever play shows or...

Okay, yes, you're doing something nice.

After I'm the one who invited darren into the band.

Is it this one?

You know what comes after the one?

The way your hair smells.

You just met me.

Let me save you a few years.

My chain-mail corset from the renaissance faire.

I was on a date, and it worked.

My ideal woman...

I might have some stuff to figure out.

Wait, I was in the right class.

But then fate intervened.

You've been sitting around for two years.

♪ don't even want nobody to know she's yours ♪

My roommate just moved out.

(plays soft ballad)

It's just sitting in my closet.

♪ behind closed doors