Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You ever notice how cars here in New York...

The guy who didn't come up for coffee.

Yeah, people who work at NORAD who are on 24-hour missile watch.

Yeah. Take it easy.

I asked some friends this weekend, all of them like the commercial.

When the guy came home, he went with him and switched the tape.

You're not gonna believe what's going on with this woman.

Coffee's coffee in the morning, not at 12:00 at night.

You're the one that likes that commercial!

No, no, that can happen. I've read about that in medical journals.

Yeah. That's the one.

We were talking about that commercial. In fact...

- He did that? - Yeah.

It's enough already with the apples.

I've seen you. It's been driving me crazy.

He's like a clam. You're not gonna mention this to him...?

- Yes. - Don't forget.

I like to do my own material.

No. Nothing here. Let's go.

They want a take-charge guy, a colonel, a Kaiser, a czar.

I just stood there. Remember Quayle when...

...I really need to use the bathroom.

I was supposed to call you when I got home.

And I don't go up.

Why? I love it when guys call me the next day.

I don't like coffee. I don't have to come up!

Boy, I bet you got a regular Algonquin Round Table there.

If they're not Dockers, they're just pants.

So then Lloyd calls me a wuss.

And it's like, you know, they're spiking volleyballs, jet-skiing, girls in bikinis...