Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Watch out for the Tippy Toe No more Tippy Toes!!’
- What is that? - It's a lovely song.
- She didn't get the messages. - Exactly. But they're on there waiting.
Not at all.
So you tell your friends I'm not hip because I like that commercial.
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I once broke up with a guy because he didn't keep his bathroom clean.
I leave another message.
You got the tape?
Unless she goes for the bathroom, that's my only chance.
I can't begin to tell you how much I hate that commercial.
Right.
I think if they hear you chewing on the other end of the phone...
- You said that? - I lost it.
I try one more call.
Okay.
...supposedly being very casual and witty?
It’S Thursday Yeah baby
when he pulls gay guys
- What? - She called my office.
I don't know. I like the guys.
Could I look at uneven eyebrows for the rest of my life?
It's a can of soda.
Of course, the woman's looking at the guy thinking:
I'm just getting my jacket. I'll meet you downstairs.
...in terms of the future, you have to magnify everything about them.
Cordless phone. You can't talk to me like that.
Your father wears sneakers in the pool?
No. He didn't actually tell me that.
What is that supposed to be?
Really?
Sometimes I interpret it like they're psychotic.
- You do it for me. - What?