Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because you can't slam down a cordless phone.
This is the problem.
Oh, that's okay.
Have you seen them? We have soda! We have soda! We have soda!
that commercial. So what?
No, I'm fine.
Half-hour later I'm back at the office. I tell Lloyd the story.
What is he looking at?
I can't imagine what she must think of me.
That's the point.
The soda commercial people.
- Cotton Dockers! - Hello.
What are you doing Thursday night? You wanna have dinner?
Too late for me to drink coffee.
Come on. It'll be so much easier.
So you're chewing your apple. You got your enthusiastic hi.
- Lemon Tree. - Peter, Paul and Mary?
If I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to, I could go:
I can't stand doing laundry, that's why I have 40 pairs of underwear.
- I'll sing. - What song?
That's so sweet.
And he blurted out business information he wasn't supposed to.
Houses near the drain were going for $150,000.
...and I won't stand for it.
This is my friend, Jerry Seinfeld.
You're still thinking about this?
That's as good as anything you do.