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The guy will be like, I don't think her eyebrows are even.
I can't get involved in this.
You make your hit and get out.
I'll be right back.
Bookshelves is not bookshelves Bookshelves is sex
No, thank you.
Anyway, he shamed me into it.
I think I may be in love with this woman
- I do. - I can't do it.
- I feel good. - Nervous?
It would have cost him $15,000...
- A wuss? - Yeah.
It keeps me up.
Coffee is sex!
Whatever you want to do.
I think we really should go upstairs.
Don't worry, it wasn't working anyway.
Hi.
You never see anybody on TV sliding off the sofa...
But can I go out with someone that actually likes this commercial?
Women don't want to see need.
You mean the one where the guys are all standing around...
He would never actually tell me anything like that.
Ik, als iemand met me naar huis wil
A signal. Right.
Tan pants.
That's just the way I was brought up.
Coffee is sex !
It's all in your head. All she knows is she had a good time.
...and I'm standing there, Maybe I'm putting too much ice in mine.
Please, this is... This is very important.
Okay.
Yes. Yes.
What could you possibly like about that?
Even if the dialogue did ring true...
What's brutal about the date is the scrutiny you put each other through.
Are those cotton Dockers?
That's the idea. That is what is clever about it.
I'm supposed to see her again on Thursday.
butt waffle
You know, I think I will go upstairs.