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Okay. Let's go. I'm ready. Where'd you park?
Now I'm in the worst position of all.
Let me just check my messages and we'll go.
Enthusiastic hi, that's beautiful.
And to cover my nervousness, I started eating an apple.
The bathroom's down the hall to the right.
...l'll call out Tippy-toe!
- Counter. - Oh, yeah. So wait, wait.
Hi.
I could sit on a porch and wrestle around...
We're talking. I don't go too long before I ask them out.
That way, I only have to do wash once a year.
So...
George Costanza. Remember me?
You know...
- What did you say? - Say? What? Nothing.
I was funny.
If you could just leave a message, I could walk away.
So then, as we were leaving...
When women smile, I don't know what it means.
Yes. I'm lactose intolerant.
The ball is in your court.
Would you like to come upstairs for coffee?
I just bumped into him around the corner.
All those quick shots of the pants. Just pants, pants, pants, pants.
- Please, I'm serious. - Okay.
I can't remember the last time that happened.