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Either way.
One hundred percent…
...the least you could do is leave a note. It's common courtesy.
He says, Why don't you call her? I says, I can't! I couldn't do it then.
The ball is in your court.
The ball's in your court.
It went away.
Some people drink coffee that late.
Coffee's not coffee! Coffee is sex!
She's supposed to call me when she gets home.
That's as good as anything you do
Yeah they're so funny and so comfortable with each other.
I wasn't sure if she wanted me to ask her out.
- Thanks again for the movie. - You're welcome.
After one date you try and improvise on a machine?
I'll keep her busy.
Now what if she somehow gets away from you and is coming in?
Did you call me a wuss?
I don't think so.
Wait till you hear this.
Germs were building a town in there.
...Bentsen gave him the Kennedy line? That's what I looked like.
I don't know.
You're making too much of this.
I don't feel comfortable in them.
Bookshelves are not bookshelves
...with other people in the room. - Oh, see?
If they're not Dockers, they're just containers.
She didn't know if I was trying to get in touch.