Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So I just blurt out, What are you doing Saturday night?
Got her machine.
Get up, get up. It's her.
I like to do my own material.
Let me hear you try a Scottish accent.
- Who makes the switch? - You do.
You see, I didn't realize that coffee didn't really mean...
I don't like coffee. I don't have to come up!
- So you didn't ask? - No. I froze.
- I'm Donna. - Donna.
You told him how I like the commercial.
No. Trini Lopez.
Dead man.
...makes you sound casual. - Yeah, like a farm boy.
One hundred percent cotton…
- So you called? - Right.
Did you call me a wuss?
Good night.
You didn't have to tell your friends.
- Micro. - How do you feel, confident?
No, I had to tell my friends. My friends didn't have to tell you.
I'd invite you up, but the place is being painted.
What's the matter? Did you call?
- What? Where are we going? - Don't bother. I'm leaving.
I don't think so.
I'll just check my machine, and we'll go.
...we were just kind of standing there, and she was smiling at me.
...like karate guys before they break bricks.
I think if one's going to kill oneself...
That's what you had to tell me?
The machine comes on, and I let fly like Mussolini from the balcony.
I’ll call out… tippy-toe!